Slideshow of Victoria Falls/Zambia portion HERE. Today started with a walk down to Victoria Falls, and wow was it wet! I chose not to wear the provided rain poncho but instead slung it over the camera bag to save the most expensive part (ha ha). So by the end, every stitch of anything I was […]
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Day 7: The bag as an illegal paszenjah, plus the Zambezi
This morning began, as so many of our mornings do, with the ANEW buffet. I continue to believe this buffet is… trying its best. Breakfast was serviceable, but not exactly the breakfasting at the buffet-a of our dreams. Lynn, poor thing, had slept terribly, so we were running on a combination of caffeine, competence, and […]
Day 6: A Misty Bush Walk, a Regret, and the Return to Pretoria
Slideshow of entire Entabeni portion HERE. Day 6 was fairly short — and we got to sleep in (yay!). We headed out in misty-to-rainy weather for a bush walk. We drove out to the main grassland at the foot of the big butte and spent the morning learning the kind of safari facts that make […]
Day 5 p.m.: Sad Truths, A Crash of Rhino (Almost), and a Happy Braai
This afternoon we drove to the Rhino Orphanage, where we learned a great deal about South Africa’s long and heartbreaking history with poaching. Through the 1960s, the numbers were going down, down, down — to roughly 370 rhinos killed in a year. But then, decades later, the crisis surged again after a very specific spark: […]
Day 5 a.m.: Downward Cheetah, Dirt Baths, and a Wee One Testing Mom’s Forbearance
Up again at 5:00 a.m. For some reason my alarm didn’t go off — but thank goodness this lodge operates on the very practical system of knocking firmly on your door until you rejoin the living. I was especially tired today. I haven’t been sleeping particularly well, and I’ve been battling a growing frustration with […]
Day 4: Breakfast, Buffalo, and a Smartwatch With No Sense of Timing
Morning We are eating too much and moving too little — though today, due to the colossal amount of jostling in the jeep, Mary’s smartwatch went off – with fireworks – telling her: GREAT JOB! You have completed your workout by 9:00 a.m. My smartwatch, on the other hand, chose the exact moment we were […]
Day 3 (Part 2): Teeth-Loosening Glory
We headed out this afternoon for our first official game drive — in what I can only describe as a safari vehicle engineered by someone who thought, “What if we made a jeep… but also a small apartment building?” It’s a very (very) tall open-sided truck with three rows of covered seats. Getting in requires […]
Day 3: Bags Outside the Door by 7:30, Safari Begins
Well. Bags outside the door by 7:30, breakfast at 6:30 (“…at the buffet-a…”), wheels up (well…van wheels up) at 8:00. Safari logistics have officially entered the chat. We left Pretoria this morning and began the drive north toward Entabeni, which Abe (pronounced “A.B.”) cheerfully informed us would be about three to three-and-a-half hours…with a snack […]
Well, Here We Are… Into Africa!
As I type this, I probably should actually be sleeping — but ~24 hours’ worth of travel can do that to a girl. (And probably the Illy coffee that smelled so good about two hours before landing…which was…duh…6 p.m. local time.) I’m going to skip “waxing lyrical” about my TrustedHousesitters, Theresa. She arrived and we […]
Now I’m just having fun . . .
Courtesy of ChatGPT, Images tab, and the prompt: “Create a caricature of me based on everything you know about me.” P.S.: I tried – I really, really tried – to get “BASSPORT” to be “PASSPORT” and the 2nd “Compliance” gremlin’s hat to read COMPliance not POMPliance (like its buddy), but no dice. Funnily enough, these […]