Puerto Rico: Day Two

Lolling, Logistics, & a Doorbell Dinner

Morning: The Lost Art of Lolling

As I write, we’re just about to head out for dinner at El Ladrillo—more on that when we get back in a couple of hours.

Today was, quite intentionally, Lolling Day.

I woke up around 5 a.m., but without dogs to push me out of bed (Clemmie’s particular forte—I often end up perched on the edge with one foot already on the floor), I was able to roll back over and properly snuggle down. Sharon did the same in her room: no cats demanding breakfast at dawn. A small but meaningful luxury.

I worked on Day One of the blog, while Sharon—miracle of miracles—managed to sleep until 9 a.m. (unheard of!). She wandered over a bit later, refreshed and triumphant.

Coffee, Calendars, and Calm Logistics

Once we had some hot beverages in hand, Sharon had the excellent idea of actually mapping out the distances—and, critically, the parking realities—for all of our upcoming GetYourGuide events, which start tomorrow. I had already dropped all the flights and activities into TripIt, and together we edited it to include realistic travel times, parking buffers, and logistics.

We officially have something planned every day through Friday (we leave Saturday), but it now feels a bit more manageable and less manic.

Earlier, I had enlisted my bestie, ChatGPT, to suggest lunch, dinner, and coffee spots near each of our excursions. Today we actually looked them up, sanity-checked them, and plotted where to eat while we’re out and about—very satisfying.

Beach Time: Bathwater Seas & Questionable Wave Judgment

Once we got ourselves organized, we headed down to the beach.

The weather is perfect, and the water that ideal “bathwater” temperature. There was a fairly strong undertow, but it only pulled you a bit away from shore. The waves were big and broke very close to the beach—shallow shelf, then a sudden drop-off.

I briefly thought I could ride the top of one, but instead got caught in the curl and came up laughing. (So much for keeping my hair dry.)

We ordered Painkiller cocktails and chicken quesadillas right on the beach, and a “cabana man” (definitely not a boy) came over and actually dug us in an umbrella.

Ah yes—this is the life.

The Other Side of the Cove: Maria’s Long Shadow

After a few hours of decompression, surf-listening, and general bliss, we walked down from the private beach toward the side of the cove. A local guy was sitting down there quietly with a coffee. From this angle, you can really see the lingering impact of Hurricane Maria.

Maria struck Puerto Rico in September 2017 as a high-end Category 4 storm, devastating the island’s power grid, infrastructure, and coastal areas. In places like this cove, you can still see the physical scars: remnants of electrical wiring, broken fencing, damaged concrete plazas, and half-collapsed structures.

While major resorts—including the Hyatt and the neighboring Ritz-Carlton—have since been rebuilt or extensively renovated (the Ritz only reopened in 2022 after a complete reconstruction), the landscape still tells the story. Some areas were never rebuilt at all, leaving behind eerie fragments of what once was.

Iguana Interlude

After walking back along the Hyatt beach, we headed up to the room to change for dinner. That’s when I caught movement out of the corner of my eye.

An iguana—vividly green and orange—was posted at the base of a palm tree .

Not only that, but he appeared to be seriously contemplating jumping into the pool, just like a buddy who had done it right before him.

Island peer pressure is real, apparently.

Dinner: Ring the Bell

Tonight’s plan: El Ladrillo.

We found it on TripAdvisor, where it has almost uniformly glowing five-star reviews—pretty impressive for a roughly 20-table restaurant tucked into an out-of-the-way part of the island.

One review came with a crucial pro tip: you have to ring the doorbell. The door stays locked. The reviewer thought the restaurant was closed and was about to leave when a “local” walked up and rang the bell to be let in. (Filed firmly under Good To Know.)

The standout praise was for the sangria and the tres leches cake. Honestly, that sounded like dinner right there. 🍷🍰

Now: showers, real clothes, and a doorbell-ringing dinner adventure await.

To be continued…

Post-Dinner Update: Worth Ringing the Bell

El Ladrillo was great. And yes—we did, indeed, need to ring the doorbell to be admitted.

Inside the entryway was a huge white Christmas tree, immediately setting a festive tone. El Ladrillo is a family-run Puerto Rican restaurant with a distinctly old-school, almost clubhouse-like feel—intimate, warmly lit, and clearly beloved by people who know it well.

“El Ladrillo” means “The Brick.” The walls are brick, with huge floor to ceiling arched windows. Where there aren’t windows, the walls are completely covered, floor to ceiling, with framed artwork—different styles, sizes, and eras layered together in a way that somehow works rather than overwhelms.

Well, maybe except for the gigantic oil of the clown, that I was facing. (Sharon backed to it. Lucky girl.)

We started, as suggested on TripAdvisor, with the sangria (delicious), and then contemplated the menu. We decided to share the house salad—advertised as coming “with 50-year-old dressing” (we are choosing to believe the recipe, not the actual dressing, was that age)—and then each get a main.

That turned out to be . . . optimistic.

The Famous Salad (and Its Legendary Dressing)

The house salad was more than enough for two people. The dressing tasted like a very traditional Puerto Rican vinaigrette: a bright, garlicky (GARLICKY!) blend built around vinegar, parsley, a touch of sugar, and citrus rather than oil-heavy richness.

Mains (and Overconfidence)

Sharon ordered prawns in a chardonnay, butter, and lemon sauce. I went with a Puerto Rican chicken “stew.” About halfway through, we swapped plates.

Everything was delicious—but we simply could not finish it all. I left a good quarter of the stew behind.

Sadly, this meant no tres leches cake. A true tragedy.

Lesson learned (again): share a salad, share a main.

Bonus Adventure: Christmas Lights & GPS Shenanigans

We decided we needed to walk off dinner and wound up at a nearby park hosting a Christmas festival. From a distance, it looked like the park held a massive Christmas tree in the middle, but it was actually long strands of lights and greenery arranged into a walk-through structure, with a crèche set inside.

In driving out, a very dark grey cat crossed our path (thankfully we were going slow through the narrow streets). All the cats here are quite petite (at least, so far). This one was “chasing something”… Which we suddenly realized was a bat. It was so intent on its prey that it quite literally almost ran under our tires. Sharon couldn’t quite see him, so I just said “We gotta stop.” Ultimately, believe it or not, the cat caught that bat! (Perhaps increasing the smarts of the bat gene pool right there…Hello…fly higher, little one!)

Eventually, we left Dorado to head back to the Hyatt—but first wanted to detour to SuperMax to grab a couple of (more) things we’d forgotten. We’d passed it countless times on the way to and from the Hyatt, so we simply put the hotel into the GPS, assuming we’d pass it again.

Naturally, the GPS chose otherwise.

Upon “suddenly” reaching the Hyatt after not passing the SuperMax, we had to turn around in the (one-way) driveway of the Hyatt and head back out. Even then, the GPS continued to offer creative suggestions, but Sharon recognized the correct street and executed what could generously be described as a “slightly less legal than usual” turn.

Et voilà (or however one says that in Spanish): The SuperMax.That’s enough for now. It’s 10:00 p.m. as I write, and tomorrow we’re up early for a full day of hiking, waterfall sliding, cliff jumping, and night kayaking.

(We’ve been warned that conditions may not be ideal for bioluminescence—but even so, it should be fun.)

More tomorrow. 🌴✨

Puerto Rico: Day One

Midnight Flights, Betrayal by Luggage, and the Gospel of Mofongo

Spent a fabulous Thursday with my Snipah™ Melissa—an elite day that included:

• dogs to the Spa

• the Farmers Market

• a “sneak” visit to the Wheelwright Zen Center (sign said Closed for Retreat, so naturally we came…and then retreated)

• lunch at the Pelican Inn, and

• extensive catching-up and gossip.

. . . between, of course, a Wednesday and Friday (yes, Friday was supposed to be vacation) of the classic pre-trip ritual: “unable to get up from my desk” work frenzy.

NOTE on the weather: It’s been a cold and foggy 48F or so…even though Melissa was coming from a frigid 8F in Buffalo, puffers and cashmere have been required! When we drove up above it on Mt. Tam, however, it was in the 70s! *Crazy!*

Dinner on Friday, pre-trip, was perfection:

bacon-wrapped filets (🎶 Grocery Outlet… Bargain Market… 🎶), maple-and-unicorn-dust-drizzled Farmers Market butternut squash hunks, and a kale–applepear (are they apples?? pears??)–red pepper salad, the last two generously zhuzhed by Melissa. Sustained and smug, it was time for the midnight run from SFO → Charlotte → San Juan.

The Pre-Flight Chaos (a Tradition)

Travel always makes me reorganize my closet while throwing all possible trip clothing on the floor, followed by “travel stuff” drawer excavation and a mandatory “this or that” fashion show for the person watching the dogs. This time, everything fit into a backpack and carry-on—important, because our Charlotte transfer was tight and I did not want my luggage enjoying a solo vacation.

Headed down stairs, plenty of time . . .

Which is when my carry-on—faithful companion to H and me for 20 years and at least two trips a year—broke.

The handle bent. And snapped.

Yes. Really.

Moment of silence.

Melissa, heroine of the hour, gallantly offered her brand-new Away carry-on, and we did a full luggage transplant on the spot. Only one “pair” of sandals didn’t fit, so those went into the backpack. (Why pair is in quotes becomes relevant later.)

Dogs were hugged, Snipah properly thanked, and off we went.

Midnight Is THE Time to Fly

Let me tell you: midnight is peak airport efficiency.

No lounges open. No Starbucks. No humans.

BUT!

We had Clear, TSA Pre, and Regular TSA all aggressively trying to recruit us into their completely empty lines. Four TSA agents vying for our driver’s licenses. Zero passengers. We were through security in roughly the time it takes to blink.

The plane, however? 100% full.

Sharon had aisle, I had window; when the middle passenger arrived, Sharon heroically slid into the middle so we could sit together.

Enter: The Sleep Arsenal.

I had packed two (one for each of us) Gravel travel blankets —absolute MUST-HAVES. They snap behind your neck, have a front muff-hand-warmer-pocket-thing (with a place to put your ticket, probably if you’re sleeping on a train), foot pockets . . . It rolls into a stuff sack that clips onto your backpack, and—when stuffed—doubles as a pillow or lumbar support. Honestly, wizardry.

All three of us in our row also had FlyHugz neck supports. Add a Tylenol PM, Japanese steam mask, blackout sleep mask with headphones, and I achieved…some sleep. (P.S.: I don’t get $ from any of these links, I’m too lazy to set that up. For other links, such as my travel knapsack carryon, just look at the post immediately before this one.)

Side note: I recently read that American Airlines reduced seat padding to lower plane weight because people themselves are heavier now. I regret to inform you this is 100% true. Even in Premium Economy, those seats were brutal. I now have (truth) what can only be described as an erging-style rub injury, and I am investigating seat pads for future travel.

Charlotte: Cold, Caffeinated, and Fortuitous

Charlotte was 32°F. We persevered. Snipah had suggested I wear a cashmere hoodie under my jeans jacket. Bonus points.

Originally, our San Juan flight had plenty of empty seats—including the middle between us—but a prior de-icing issue created a 14-person standby list, so: Chaos. Fortunately, our connecting gates were directly across from each other, and our first flight arrived early. This left time for:

• chai latte (Sharon)

• protein iced coffee (me)

• Starbucks egg white bites (both)

The San Juan flight is about four hours. By arrival, we’d traveling for ~12 hours and flying for ~8. We worked very hard not to be surly.

Rental Car Adventures (a.k.a. “Nope.”)

We’d booked a car with U-Save because it was a huge discount over the “usual” rental companies. Their ad said “at the airport.”

Narrator voice: They were not at the airport.

As we were contemplating our fate, a U-Save van drove by. Herbert always had impeccable timing with these things, so we thanked him for sending it. Before heading out, I pulled the “pair of sandals” out of my knapsack… One black Croc “beach sandal,” one black walking sandal. Whoops… (Never fear, a “matching pair” was in the carryon, just had to dig.)

We Google-mapped our way to the Hyatt via Walmart—breakfast supplies, forgotten items—and finally arrived.

Arrival: Paradise, But Make It Freezing

The Hyatt Vacation Club is about 50 minutes from the airport, next to the Ritz-Carlton, on the side of the island still visibly rebuilding after Hurricane Maria 9 years ago. Check-in was smooth—and arctic.

Outside: muggy, ~80°F

Inside: approximately meat locker

We were issued wristbands (private beach—makes sense), and discovered our room setup: a one-bedroom plus lock-off, which, here, means you enter one door and face two locked doors like a Choose Your Own Adventure.

Sharon got the left: kitchenette, king bedroom, ocean-and-pool-view veranda.

I got the right: big kitchen, dining/sitting area, balcony, king bedroom, and a bathroom roughly the size of a studio apartment, with a shower that could host a yoga class.

Thermostats were immediately cranked.

Dinner: The Gospel of Mofongo


So down to the on-site restaurant we went.

Drinks:

• Piña colada (Sharon)

• Sangria (me)

 

Food:

• steak mofongo

• BIG house salad with fresh mixed greens, candied pecans, grilled prawns, and manchego cheese

For the uninitiated, mofongo is mashed fried plantains mixed with garlic, formed into a glorious mountain and topped with meat. It is dense. It is serious. It is not here to play.

Our waiter delicately warned us: Mofongo is BIG.

We listened.

We shared.

We were still stuffed.

(Granted, we’d only eaten two egg white bites in the previous 12 hours, so we absolutely decimated that mofongo.)

Add a mojito (Sharon), another sangria (me), a look-in to the very nice gym and game room, and we were DONE.

Lights Out

Puerto Rico is one hour ahead of the East Coast—four hours ahead of home—so we let the necessary people know we’d arrived safely, and promptly collapsed.

Today’s plan:

• tide pools

• or pool

• or beach

• or literally nothing

Because after all of this…

WE ARE FINALLY ON VACATION. 🎉

YAY.

(And I’m sure I forgot something—but that’s Day 1.)

Packing for Paris – & Everywhere! :-)

I’ve been asked this question now *a lot*. Though I had a section on “Packing for Paris” in my very very very OLD book “Fempowerment: A Guide To Unleashing Your Inner Bond Girl,” some of the suggestions are from 20 years ago (wow that book is old LOL), so here you go.

THIS ARTICLE was the best one that I have found about what women should wear in Paris, from what we saw there a couple months ago. One thing it doesn’t mention – Parisian women don’t really wear earrings. It’s one of those annoying articles with a LOT OF ADS in it, but the information is 100% sound.

my floor before packing for a trip LOL

Below is a list I made for a friend who wanted a list of “what works for me” when I am traveling. NOTE: I DO NOT get paid for any of these Amazon links. You’re welcome. FWIW, I keep a ridiculously long packing list “template” in my “travel drawer,” and just edit as necessary. It includes things like tweezers, a folding metal straw, a folding metal “spork,” and then different clothes/hats/etc. for different seasons. It’s split into what goes into a carry-on and what gets checked (presuming I’m checking a bag), plus a section on what to do “before I leave” (such as set up a vacation response, hold my mail via USPS.com, etc.) I’d share it here, but it’s in the free version of Evernote which doesn’t let me download it. Whaa-WHAAA. HERE is a post from a few years ago with some “travel tips,” too. Some of these tips are no longer relevant (for example Mime & Moi went out of business 🙁 ) so take it for what it is. Anyway . . . That List! –

  1.  “HIDDEN POCKET” travel scarf (ordered a ton of these on Amazon, returned all but this one). Way way WAY better than any of the “hide your passport here” suggestions that generally involve weird zipper wallet things you wear around your neck (until you don’t, ‘cos it’s a pain).
  2. Have a coin purse for Euros! Since you generally won’t need your driver’s license, etc. don’t take them. Put them somewhere you will FIND THEM when you get home! (like in your fridge LOL)
  3. Be sure you have the Uber app. There are Ubers EVERYWHERE in Paris but more importantly, the TAXIS use the Uber app too. You put in where you want to go (if you’re not going to take the Metro, which is SUPER EASY) and then choose which “method” you want. At Charles de Gaulle, however, do NOT use an Uber – walk out to the taxi stand. It’s a set price to the left bank, a different one to the right bank.
  4. The Metro has an app too!!!!! Download it, fund it, then you don’t have to buy tickets.
  5. If you have Clorox wipes in your purse, keep them in a ziplock. Mine leaked. Be sure to wipe everything on the plane, including the fold down tray (saw someone change a baby on one and then fold it back up, and no one of course cleaned it between EEK!), seat arms, seatbelt, window shade, etc. If your seatmates gives you a turned up nose (sometimes they do, thinking you’re being “overly paranoid” ‘cos “COVID is so 2 years ago”) just tell them the baby story. They’ll ask you sheepishly for their own wipe….
  6. Keep an extra N95 mask in your purse. Wear one on the plane. Just do it. Do you want to get sick 3 days after you start your trip?
  7. CELL PHONE STRAP: *Amazingly* useful because it can be made long enough to put your phone in your back pocket, or short enough to just be around your neck easily without fumbling. Keeping your cell phone in your purse is dumb. Be sure to have the “camera” button on the home screen so you can just “swipe and shoot.”
  8. Another thing in the “smartest thing I’ve ever bought” category – hard shell case with 4 card hinged back – at home, contains my drivers license, medical card, ATM, and Amex. I didn’t bring my driver’s license to Paris, so added an additional Visa that wasn’t my ATM. I never carry a purse any more when “out and about.”
  9. Presuming that you’re wearing your N95 mask in close public places, a strap like this keeps it near you versus in your purse where you’ll say “Oh, it’s too much trouble to get it out.” I also bring COVID tests.
  10. Purse Fan: The directions are in “Japanglish” so be sure you know how to use/plug in/etc. before you go, but SO GREAT if it’s going to be warm.
  11. My travel partner to New Zealand had this travel clock/flashlight and I LOVED IT and so I bought one.
  12. BY FAR the easiest/lightest/quickest charger I have (this stays in my purse and a “plus” is that it has the “wire” attached for charging either a <newer> iPhone or Samsung).
  13. This wall charger was a LIFESAVER since I could charge my phone, ipad, watch, etc. in ONE plug that I then attached to the universal charger.
  14. Speaking of, this is a great universal charger (you plug #13 into the top and still have more plugs on the bottom if you need them). Doesn’t work for Australia/New Zealand/Fiji/Argentina, but that’s what this one is for LOL.
  15. BY FAR the best “no show” socks – they don’t slip. Used with my loafers and my “cool” sneakers (Keds or Chuck Taylors are okay – big-bottomed “athletic shoes” not so much.)
  16. Although not small enough to fit in a purse, this umbrella folds “backwards” so is fantastic for getting in/out of cars/taxis/etc. This travel umbrella is small enough to carry. Both are “bomb proof” – especially in strong winds.
  17. These “makeup washcloths” REALLY WORK (mascara stains, get black). Also suggest you bring a washcloth for your shower if you use one, ‘cos for some odd reason our hotels didn’t have them “standard.” Also a slim, packable robe is nice.
  18. Herbert always swore by these tablets, so I use them and seem to have less jet lag.
  19. If you’re not bringing enough clothes and will need to wash, get these – otherwise, Tide “stain sticks” are a LIFE SAVER (always have in my purse – they “eat” food stains and are available at my grocery store).
  20. Love this headphone/mask! I use on the plane. (Another thing that I had to “plug in”) Also great if you really need it dark in the hotel room and/or you’re for example near an elevator or a loud street. Download a “Calm” app or playlist and snooze away.
  21. By far best/easiest luggage locks I’ve used. Only issue is that the numbers go through on “both sides” so I put a laundry marker “dot” on the side that I had set the numbers!
  22. Supplement recommended by my doctor – I took every day and not a sniffle. Not inexpensive, but nearly EVERY time I travel I catch something – not this time.
  23. This is Trader Joe’s version of “New Wash” (for like 10% the cost) is AMAZINGLY GOOD as a shampoo/conditioner (and my hair *really tangles*). I squeezed it out of this tube into a smaller “travel” tube.
  24. I would NEVER travel without these steam masks – I use on the plane – they are “single use” but I put them on under the above blackout/headphone “mask” and it makes a warm lavender steamy spa luxury for about 20 minutes or so.
  25. I got “air tags” for my luggage and put them in an inside pocket. (There are both Samsung and iPhone versions.) That’s how – when my checked bag didn’t arrive back home – I knew exactly where it was! (First, Dublin airport….Then a storage facility…Then to San Francisco via New York…Then in a van from SFO to, finally, my house.) I mentioned this in my last Paris post, but that “taught me” not to pack “everything that wasn’t valuable” in the checked luggage . . . that took a week to show up . . . with <ahem> all my undies, camis, bras, etc. Whoopsie!
  26. Best carry on I’ve ever had. Secret compartments all over! It doesn’t have a “shoulder strap” so I “jerry rigged” one off of another bag (mentioned below). I previously did a post on my favorite travel bag, which still holds if you want a bag that does what it does (handles are cut-proof and can be “locked around” a pillar, can hold blue ice packets and convert to a cooler, etc.) This would not have been right carry-on bag to take to Paris – but quite an amazing bag to take, for example, on a trip that would be less urban and more beach 😉 As a completely separate thought on this already-too-long post, I always pack an over-the-shoulder cloth bag when I travel. It’s invaluable if you wind up picking up some groceries, trinkets, taking off “a layer,” etc. And *so* much better looking than anything that resembles a backpack! Because (duh) I keep this blog when I travel, the one I use lives in my carry-on with a small notebook and an “astronaut pen” (i.e., writes even if upside down) for taking notes (it’s too hard on your phone). I also have a tiny sunscreen that just lives in there, etc.
  27. Really pleased with this compression pouch/suitcase organizer combo, especially the zip-together “closet hangers” – this changed my packing forever lol. Might not be available any more (this was a Kickstarter) but here are similar compression cubes. I happen to have a Solgaard “check-in closet” suitcase, which comes with an “organizer” as well and doesn’t have a zipper so stops the potentiality of break-ins by just jimmying the zipper. This actually happened to a friend who had a lock on the zipper, but they just jimmied the zipper. Frustratingly, we surmised it was after her bag was X-rayed to get on the plane and they saw what was in it. I also have the Solgaard “Voyager weekender” – in fact, this is the shoulder strap that I used on the carry-on that I mentioned above.
  28. Polarized glasses are generally a must – these are inexpensive, and they float. Why polarized? Because if you just wear “dark glasses,” they make your pupils dialate – and then the UV rays can go STRAIGHT into the back of your eye… 🙁 How do you tell if glasses are polarized? Take a pair you know are, then turn the pair you are wondering about “crosswise” to it (so the lenses are 90 degrees from the ones you know are Polarized). If you can’t see through – both are Polarized! If you CAN see through, one is not 🙂
  29. This “window shelf” for the plane is something that I get so many comments on – generally by flight attendants! This is super useful for the two “extra legroom, over the wing” seats on Southwest flights (the flight attendants always stand in that row when you’re boarding) because they don’t have a seat (and therefore no “seat table”) in front of them. Yes, I know it seems spendy for “what it is” – but I use it Every. Single. Time I am traveling by plane. Has a “hole” to hang things off of (glasses, etc.) plus gives you a spot for your coffee or book or soda without opening the seat table.
  30. In the “TMI” department – these wipes are sure great for travel . . . Also, love these little chocolate bars for travel, especially because they aren’t easily melted.
  31. If you’re in Paris, the “Wallace Fountains” have great, clean water (see HERE if you don’t know what I’m talking about). One of these is useful and can be rolled up in your purse. Paris is really trying to move away from “plastic water bottles.”
Enough!

Day 15 – Latin Quarter

Yes, as I (finally) type this, it’s a few days after I returned to California. My luggage, unfortunately, did not. The learning: If you’re taking all your underwear on a trip, be sure to bring some back in your carry-on….

Now, for Day 15. We did another tour with the Earful Tower folks, and in fact had Hannah again as our tour guide.

Unfortunately ( 🙁 ) TripIt (which is great, by the way) had “overwritten” the address to meet in the Latin Quarter with the address for the Peloton Cafe (Marais Tour).

Funny how your mind works…

As we were on the Metro to our (incorrect) destination, I mentally moved the Latin Quarter to the other side of the Seine (since that’s where we were going), etc. The plus side was that Oliver – “Mr. Earful Tower” – and his son were having a coffee outside Peloton Cafe, so we got to actually say Hi in person, before jetting off to where we were SUPPOSED to be (sigh).

On our walk – in the wrong area! (D’oh!)

Luckily, we were having a tour with the Aments, not “strangers,” so though it did lead to some good-natured ribbing, we were only about 15 minutes late. (So much for that breakfast we had “left time for” LOL).

Hannah once actually lived in the Latin Quarter, on Rue de Irelandais (“Street of the Irish”). They have accommodations for Irish students that she took advantage of. In walking past her former digs, we learned that the “Latin Quarter” is so named because it is the center of scholarship and study. The Sorbonne is here, and originally students/scholars spoke Latin. (So much for the idea that it was an area of salsa and tango!)

While Montmartre is known to be the area for those carrying out artistic pursuits (dancers, artists), The Latin Quarter was known for those with “intellectual pursuits,” such as scholars, writers, and the like. It is the area with the most book shops in Paris.

One of our first stops was at a “James Joyce lived here” plaque. Hannah opined that of course Joyce is Irish – but when they put up the plaque, he was a “British writer, of Irish origins.”

Mr. Joyce, to put it nicely, “lived on others’ generosity.” He had no problem running up bills, then sending them on for others to pay. When the “others” decided that they were tired of paying for the Ritz, he had to move here, which was definitely a step down – at that time, it was the “writers’ Montmartre” – not known for being swanky digs.

As we strolled past Rue de Clovis, Hannah mentioned that he was a famous French king from the 6th Century. (I actually remember this – I had to memorize all the kings of France in some French class or another – the only one I remember is Clovis because my mnemonic had him with “Cloven” hooves.) Interestingly, a while after Clovis, “Louis” became a kingly name. But it doesn’t have any real origin. The thought is that it was actually bastardized *from* “Clovis” – that the “C” was lost, and then the “V” became a “U” et voila – “Louis.”

We found another chunk of The Wall that Oliver is so passionate about. I talked a bit about this in the Marais tour writeup. As a reminder, it was built by Philip II Augustus (who ruled from 1165-1223) in 1190, to make Paris a “fortress” when he went off reluctantly to take part in the Crusades. It was 16 miles in circumference. As you may remember, Louis XIV tore it down, because he considered himself a very successful king, and felt that his “name” would protect Paris and that having a wall made him look bad.

All over Paris, the city had grown “around” the wall, however, so tearing it down wasn’t quite that easy. There are still sections, now almost 1,000 years later, in people’s basements, underground parking lots – the big stretch we saw in the Marais – and smaller pieces here and there. Hannah said that an office building even has a piece of a tower in it. What we came to here was a piece of the wall that some apartments had been built into. It went on 15 feet more inside the area where we were standing. Hannah told a story of a woman from this apartment who barely avoided being knocked out by one of the stones falling out of the mortar; when she called the city about it, they came and gingerly took the stone away – because it’s not just a potentially head-bashing stone – it’s “historical”! 🙂

Next we walked past the Lycee Henry IV (I think). It is a very famous high school, where Emmanuel Macron, Sartre, and a number of others attended. It was built on the grounds of the Abbey of St. Genevieve, which was built in the 6th or 7th century. In the photo with the girl wearing red shorts, the stairs that you can barely see to the left side with a couple sitting on them were in the movie Midnight in Paris, when the car comes to pick up Owen Wilson. (I really really liked that movie. I’m going to have to rent it again.)

We headed to Rue Descartes (though I don’t have a photo): Descartes was enormously prolific during his lifetime, and is basically now only known for one phrase, “I think, therefore I am.”

This sign at left, at Maison Verlane, says Hemingway lived in the building, but that’s just half true.

Hemingway moved here with his first of four wives and their child, as a journalist for Canada.

(Leann picked up a book at the airport, “The Paris Wife,” a novel about that wife, Hadley Richardson.)

The apartment that they lived in was pretty rustic, so Hemingway took a studio at Maison Verlane, so he could write there.  

Below are some pictures of Amorino ice cream on Place de la Contrescarpe: They build a flower out of the three flavors you choose for your cone.

Place de la Contrescarpe takes its name from the area around the former street rue de la Contrescarpe-St.-Marcel. “Contrescarpe” (same word in English without the final E) means an embankment outside a ditch or moat. This one was the embankment outside The Wall.

There are two cafes across from one another on both sides of the park at Place de la Contrescarpe.

One is constantly sunny – that was Cafe des Arts where Hemingway used to hang out. Hannah commented that he was from Florida, so “Small wonder.”

The other is constantly shady – and it’s where Hannah, being Irish-skinned, used to hang out when she lived here!

If you were coming from Rome, you would come up Rue Mouffetard to the gate that used to be right here.

While the name of the street was spelled differently over the centuries, basically it means “stench.” So this was a “stinky street.” Now, it is a very fashionable area to live, with restaurants and bistros, and then as you head along it, it transforms into “Bio” (organic) grocery stores with excellent produce, chocolate shops, etc.

Above is where the Hemingway family actually lived from 1922-23, 74 Rue de Cardinal Lemoine on the third floor. He wrote about this apartment in “The Moveable Feast,” basically stating that it was “before things got sad and seedy,” when he and Hadley were “young, happy and poor.”

Hannah mentioned that 47,000 buildings were torn down when Haussmann was doing the renovation of Paris. Buildings were taxed based on their footage on the ground – so you will see buildings shaped like “Vs” and with towers that jut out from the side. In the bottom right photo above, these were probably added-on indoor plumbing.

 

Look at the walls, above. All over Paris (and actually all over the world) you can see these “space invaders.” (There is a “Daffy Duck” in the last set of photos, too.) I can’t remember if I talked about it when writing up the Montmartre tour, but our guide there told us a bit about the artist Invader. He is France’s Banksy. There is even one of his tiles on the International Space Station. From the beginning, he had an app to “log” the art that you found around Paris – and now, internationally. If you are the first to find one of the pieces, you get extra points. The app also tells you whether the art you have photographed is a fake, as there are now a number of imitators!

Invader started about 16 years ago, right around when phones could take photos, and to this day his work shows up out of nowhere. Originally, he did not get permits to do this, but once the French authorities realized that it was a good tourist attractant, they gave him a “blanket permit” to put them up. (The fakes, however, are taken down if they are discovered not to be real.)

His art is attached to popular culture – he often pixilates a well-known picture (ah, copyright infringement LOL). Above you can see a pixelated version of a photo of Nina Simone, and of course Daffy Duck. He does sell artworks (again, a bit like Banksy) that go for millions.

He is very famous for his anonymity – though our guide in Montmartre actually saw him putting up a new one, and was cautioned not to “tell anyone” until it was found on the app. (He said that he didn’t – he was in high school and so awed to see “Invader” that he kept mum.) Invader has an Instagram account, and he gives clues there for new ones. HERE are the ones that cropped up during the Games.

There were a number of commemoration plaques dealing with the Nazis basically clearing out and killing the intellectuals during WW2. We also saw the plaza where the deed was done to some (below).

These stairs are a vertical garden. It was only tiles two years ago.

The neighborhood decided to put the plants in, and Hannah says that she loves coming by to see how it has grown out.

We next visited the Roman Amphitheatre of Lutece (or, the remains of it). It was built in the late first century C.E. and is accessed (free) through an archway at 47 Rue Monge beside the Hotel Des Arenes. Originally it seated up to 17,000 people, and was the site of theatrical performances and gladiatorial battles (including flooding it for “boat jousting”). This is the oldest part of Paris that remains. It was all decked out for the Games with ping-pong tables, beach chairs, and a HUGE TV screen (that was showing ping-pong when we came through).

The current park was originally the sub-sub-basement of the amphitheatre. The surrounding walls are over 2,000 years old. While the Parisi tribe lived on the Isle de la Cite, the Romans dominated the rest of the area. This, however, was way out in the countryside. The Romans lived in this area for a couple of centuries, but after they were gone and time marched on, the amphitheatre fell into disarray. The stones were taken for other buildings, and the area became a trash pit. A lot of The Wall trash/stones/etc. was placed here because it was convenient, and once it was all filled in, everyone thought that the area was just a big hill!

In the 19th century the area was developed. As they were digging foundations, they found the remains of these walls. As they excavated, Victor Hugo (so say my notes?) was one of the leading voices stating that the area had to be preserved for people to come and use it. The built-in seating still remains after being excavated, and there are now South-facing vineyards (so the wine is drinkable, versus the Montmartre wine grapes, which are North-facing and bitter!).

The Bievre flows underneath, which allowed the Romans to flood the arena for water jousting, as mentioned above. It was basically a bunch of guys rowing, and a guy in front “with a stick” (per Hannah). She said that the ad for the new Gladiator movie actually shows this in action!

The alcoves, one of which you can see above, were actually the cut-outs in the sub basement wall that held the huge wooden pillars supporting the arena above.

Here are some random street shots. 🙂 Although I did not take a photo of it, we passed a mosque that has an amazing tea room and pastries, and Hannah said it was well worth a visit (we didn’t have time.).

This is a standpipe. Fresh drinking water has been running from it since 1636. There are still a few of these around Paris. But don’t forget the Wallace Fountains (we talked about these on the Maris tour), where Wallace, a British engineer, came to Paris and realized that the standpipes were few and far between, so people were drinking wine instead – basically staying drunk and dehydrated. (The photo above shows a worker retrofitting this Wallace fountain with the misters.)

Look what we found! Odette – the store our wonderful treats from the hotel came from!!

Remember the “boat logo” of Paris that we learned about at Montmartre? Here it is again! 🙂

Lots more notes about history….

The inhabitants used to throw sewer waste out of the window before indoor plumbing. The king made folks yell “Gardez l’eau!” (“Watch out for water”) 3 seconds before doing it, so that you could “seek shelter.” “L’eau” was bastardized into “Loo” by the English…

George Orwell lived here…

la la la….

The Pantheon: Not to be missed. (Okay, I missed it because I was exhausted, but Leann and the Aments went!) It has been a building of importance since Roman times. Originally it was a forum, then in 1744 it was supposed to be a church dedicated to St. Genevieve and the construction was paid for (and she is interred there), but the 1789 French Revolution made France “secular” so it was only a church for a short while. (It has a cross on top from that era.)

After the Revolution it was deemed a “secular temple,” and after 1796, “great men” (75 of them) and women (6) were buried here who had “glorified the French homeland” and were important for that reason. In other words, you were buried here not because of your personal fame, but because of the contribution that you made to the Nation. (More than half of all the “pantheonisations” were made under Napoleon’s rule during the First Empire.)

While the usual method was to exhume someone and then re-bury them in the mausoleum here, Victor Hugo was one of the few people interred here immediately at his death. Others exhumed and re-buried here are Voltaire, Braille, Alexandre Dumas, Emile Zola, Soufflot (its architect), Jean Jacques Rousseau, and Marie Curie. Curie was the first woman interred. She was interred in 1995 with her husband, because she wasn’t “worthy” on her own – though she of course had 2 Nobel Prizes to her husband’s one. Their tombs are lead-lined, because their bodies are still radioactive. Two heroines of the French Resistance, Genevieve de Gaulle-Anthonioz and Germaine Tillion, were interred here in 2015.

Above: Eglise St. Julien Le Pauvre is the second oldest church in Paris (it’s older than Notre Dame). It is now an Orthodox church.

Speaking of Notre Dame, the top of the previous spire was a cockerel that had religious relics in it.

After the spire went crashing into the church during the fire, they figured that all was lost – but the cockerel was retrieved, and still had the relics in it.

The spire has been re-built, but atop it is now a phoenix to hold the relics.

The huge bell that all the Olympians who win gold are ringing is going to be installed in Notre Dame, so that Notre Dame can still be “part of” the Olympics like other iconic Parisian landmarks have been. It is inscribed with “Olympic Games of 2024” and will join the other two huge bells once they are re-installed in the belfry.

We walked past Shakespeare and Co., a 70 year old bookstore that’s pretty iconic. Writers (to this day) can live in bunks there, as long as they agree to work in the store, read a book a day, and write an autobiography. They’re called “tumbleweeds.”

Our tour ended at a park that used to be famous for the intellectuals espousing their theories, drinking wine and coffee at the cafes…then, it was infamous, as where the intellectuals were taken to be killed a few decades later by the Nazis.

Now, it is a “flea market.”

As pictured above, there are many wonderful food shops along the side (one has won many trophies for the Best Croissant in Paris, another Best Charcuterie for head cheese. Yuck – but a Herbert favorite!!). In the photo above, you can’t tell how HUGE the loaves of bread are. Quite easily as long as my forearm. (And it is not a short forearm!)

Leann and I couldn’t decide which Mali necklace Mom would like best – so I bought them both from this lovely woman. She threw in a “lucky bracelet” for “ma mere.”

We had lunch with the Aments – which included an unfortunate choice by the guys of what turned out to be Tripe – and the Mother-in-Law of all Croque Monsieurs for Leann, pictured to the left!

As I noted above, I went back to the hotel, and Leann when to the Pantheon with the Aments. Though the view from the Dome is supposed to be spectacular, everyone was a bit weary of the “stair traipsing”!

The Pantheon is located on the mountain of Paris’ patron saint, St. Genevieve (as mentioned before), which is why the panorama is considered to be so gorgeous. It contains the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, the Seine, etc. Though the view from Sacre Coeur is also fantastic, everything is SO far away. From the Pantheon, you are looking right down on it.

The Pantheon was built by the architect Soufflot at the behest of King Louis XV. The crypt is considered a “must see,” and most of these photos are from it. The other well known attraction is a copy of the pendulum of Foucault. In 1851, he conducted a demonstration of diurnal motion at the Pantheon by suspending a pendulum from the ceiling.

Could this actually be “it”!? I think so! Lots of thanks to those of you who have read this blog. I love doing it, and especially love going back and seeing “Where I have been.” Next blog post? Next year, in Africa! Cheers!!

Day 16 – Packing (boo hoo), Water Polo, Back to the Marais

Today started out by eating our croissants from the Boulangerie that has won many “best croissants” trophies (more on that when I upload Day 15) in bed. I worked on the blog (as you can see), then we sadly started packing which, of course, is always quite The Thing! (I taught Leann Herbert’s trick of packing anything that needs to go in the laundry inside-out, so when you unpack you can get those things straight into the washing machine!)

I did get Day 14 updated and published. When I input my notes from our Day 15, I realized that it would be hours and hours to get it right. So, I completed packing, dressed to head out to water polo, and off we went!

We had to get back on the RER train to get to the venue, but we’re old hats at this now. Unfortunately, we first used our Travel Card on Friday (for Trampoline), so we realized when we couldn’t scan through at the Metro that our 7 days were up!!! Boo hoo – 16 Euros for a few trips today! The 7 day pass was less than buying 7 days’ worth, though MUCH more than it would “usually” be. (The Metro price was jacked up for the Olympics.) Thank goodness we had purchased these back when we were at home and had them mailed to us, because we would constantly see folks trying to make the tickets “work” when we were traveling through.

This is a photo of a sign in the RER. “Poubelle” is one of my favorite French words. (Um, it means “garbage can” lol.) Others? Pamplemousse (grapefruit). Époustouflant (breathtaking). Merveilleux (Marvelous). Parapluie (Umbrella). éblouissante (Dazzling). Mignon (Cute). Bisous (Kisses). Aubergine (Eggplant, or a purple color). Bienvenue (Welcome). Etoile (Star). Flâner (To wander without a destination). Soupçon (A little bit.) Vivant (Alive). Deuxième (Second). Grenouille (Frog). Grisaille (Greyness). Pâtisserie (pastry shop). And, a new one from this trip, Quincaillerie (remember what that means…???)

In case you’re wondering, this is what a “cup of coffee” looks like at the Olympics. You can get straws of sugar, but no milk. (Even if you can, it’s whole milk. One gal asked if she “could have oat milk” at a restaurant, and the waiter waited a beat and said “No.”)

Not quite sure why there was a guy rowing around in a Zodiac and a scuba diver, but I’m sure there was a good reason? (I didn’t get my camera out in time to take the photo with the boat in the water, but the scuba diver is in the front right of this photo, above the Olympic rings).

Our first game was Italy versus Spain. The Spanish team was SO together. We wondered whether they were actually going to shutout the Italians – the Italians did get some points though.

My favorite part though was this Italian player’s son came out to “congratulate” him – Hey, dad’s always a winner in his book! 🙂

American was against Serbia for our second game. Serbia was unbelievably good. I don’t know who they will be playing for the Gold, but I bet they’ll get it. America does have a chance for the Bronze depending on how they do in their next game. It wasn’t the greatest game ever – I do admit to yelling “Oh come ON!” more than once….

Taking the photos was such a funny experience. Back in high school, I was responsible for taking photos of the water polo team. Of course, I would take the photos – then have to wait a week until they were developed, to see if I had “gotten” anything at all. Now, I can check, crop, and be ready for the next shot in minutes.

Who’s this guy? The ball starts on a platform that raises up out of the water. We kept missing how the ball gets onto the platform. Well – it’s this guy, above!

Finally – one of the Netherland players sitting in the row ahead of us?

I had two things left in my “bucket list” for this trip. Well – there were others, but they were suggested by friends, so they were in our TripIt but we just didn’t have the time. My two things were to hit Les Enfants Rouges, the longest continually operating market in Paris, plus to go to The Red Door speakeasy.

We did make it to Les Enfants Rouges, walked around, but didn’t see what we wanted, so headed to Le Sancerre, a bistro right there in the area. What amazing burgers! Wow! Leann had a mojito, I had a Moscow Mule. When we were in the bistro, it POURED rain! But luckily, it was just a “squall.”

Then we used CityMapper to get us to The Red Door. It was a bit funny – we stopped right where it actually is, but didn’t see “anything.” Well, of course we didn’t. That’s the deal. LOL.

The Red Door has an Alice of Wonderland theme – so the actual “red door” is only about 4 feet tall. There was a striped blue and white wall next to it, and a gentleman in a boater hat. I suddenly realized – duh – that IS the Red Door. I walked up to him and said in French “Um, is this a bar?” He said “Why?” I said “Can we come in?” He went and checked inside, then said “Follow me.”

We actually walked through the blue and white wall “next to” the red door. I was happy about that, because I’m not sure I could have gotten in via the red door! (Feeling very much like Alice after drinking the beverage that grew her as big as a house!)

This bar is set up like a speakeasy. They have their own cocktails, a great ambiance, etc. I was just so happy that we made it! The bar stools and chairs are so big that everyone had their legs dangling, and we were up in a “loft” type area where the waiter had to duck to serve us.

We got home to wash the “Olympic Schmutz” off, and it reminded me how much I wanted to call out the hotel’s bathroom. ?What? Yes, bathroom. They used a “fake wood” on the floor, and also in the shower. It looks really great. Moreover, it has a rainforest shower head in the ceiling, plus a hand-held, both with amazing pressure. Yay!

As I mentioned, I’m doing Day 16 (our last day – boo hoo!) today instead of Day 15, because Day 15 was packed. I guess I will try to do it on the plane.

Finally, we tried to find a Patisserie open when we were on our way back (for one last treat), but alas, too late in the day. So Leann headed over to Pizza Sorrento to get us a tiramisu, I dug my travel “spork” out of the luggage, and we’re finishing up!

Day 14 – Montmartre & Seine Dinner Cruise

Today, we did a “Wine, Cheese, and Patisserie” tour of Montmartre. What a great way to see this part of the city!

Right as Leann and I exited the Metro we were at the Moulin Rouge. This street, “Pigalle,” was the border between the 9th arrondissement and the 11th – which was tax free. Therefore, the 11th “side” of this street was the ‘best place to party’ (and where the Moulin Rouge is located). People would “sneak out” of the more bourgeois parts to party with the artists, painters, actors, singers, and dancers. This area was the most important area for this sort of “artist culture” as our guide, Hugo, put it.

In 1886, Toulouse Latrec was the master of the parties in the area, whether at the Arc de Triomphe (which was a big place to party) or at the Moulin Rouge where he is now well known (especially via the movie). The actual mills on Montmartre in the 14th Century ground anything that needed to be ground – grapes, flour, stones, etc – so the plaza outside the Moulin Rouge (where we were standing) was referred to as “Place Blanche” because it had a fine covering of the flour/stone/etc from the mill that was located here.

At the end of the 18th Century, the Moulin Rouge was the first building to be electrified in Paris.

After hearing this history of the area, we headed for our first “treat.”

I was quite taken actually by the baker making enormous brioche in the back of this bakery, but we were treated to treats made from an old recipe that had been recently revived. (In the photos, she’s snipping the tops of the brioche so they cook right – you can see the line in the cooked ones.)

Our treats had a very thin meringue base, with flavored cream on top and a bit of a nut or flake shell to keep it all together.

Which flavor would you have?

Phryges again – this time on a UPS-type delivery truck. And in a hammock!

Next? “French” onion soup from Chez Marie. The story is that the king was hungry late one evening and started throwing things together, because he really didn’t know how to cook, and this is what he came up with. 🙂 However – get this – onion soup went to the USA with French immigrants, and then (per Hugo) Italian immigrants there added the big cap of melted cheese to it! Then, it “emigrated” back to France, and the grilled cap of melted cheese became A Thing.

I learned a new word, “Quincaillerie” – which basically is an “old” word for an “Everything Store.” (Hugo said it was the sort of word his grandmother would use – there are a few of these stores throughout Paris and I hadn’t known what the word meant.)

Next was a *delicious* quiche. Hugo had quiche Lorraine, and a leek quiche, and we all had a big piece. (I took the leek quiche as the quiche Lorraine uses pork belly and I try to not eat pork.) Alsace-Lorraine is in the Northeastern part of France, and was taken over by the Germans for a while. But as Hugo said, these folks are known to “never give up” and it is now back part of France.

This region is known for folks working in the field, and so a quiche was a way that you could have a crust, eggs, and “left overs” for lunch if you couldn’t get home, in a “grab and go” fashion.

As an aside, to be deemed a “boulangerie,” legally you must make the dough at the bakery. They get up at 4 a.m. to get the dough going, rise, etc, sell it all day, and then give it over for example to be in the bread in the top of onion soup the next day.

Here’s another super interesting fact. Baguettes are only like 120 years old. How could that be, for something so synonymous with “France”?

Originally, miche was the bread made in Paris. You would bring one with you, and cut it up with your knife to eat it. However, when the Metro diggers were working underground they got a bit stir-crazy and started knife fights. Knives were therefore forbidden. So, how could you bring your bread and cut it up? You couldn’t. Therefore, the baguette was invented, because it was a bread that you tore up to eat.

Another word origin that was related to this was the French word “Copain.” It basically means a “pal.” The usual word that you’d use would be “Ami” for friend. But back in the dark in the Metro, you would refer to someone that was “okay to share your bread with” as a co-pain (“pain” means “bread” in French). Aha!

We passed by some marvelous shops just on the street, including my personal favorite, the “Merde” brand wine shop. If you’re going to name your wine “Merde” it had better be good – and apparently it is. It has been served at Macron’s parties. (The shop wasn’t open or I would have raided them.)

After this, we were treated to chocolate from Chocolat Ilene. It is well known in Paris because it is excellent chocolate, but the cooks are Korean and like to mix in Korean tastes. The chocolate that Hugo got for us to “make us guess” turned out to be wasabi (I didn’t taste it). All I cared about was that it wasn’t Kimchee chocolate!!!! I went inside to see the chocolates that they had hand-crafted (the middle egg is *solid* chocolate) and the store was quite cold. They were very strict about you shutting the door after yourself. Our guide had told us this, but tourists were walking in and out and just holding the door open – the chocolatiers were getting a little irate. At least we were forewarned and were “good” tourists.

Another interesting fact: Chocolate was originally served as a liquid. Marie Antoinette was *crazy* about chocolate. She apparently had very severe headaches, and wouldn’t take her medicine, because (per our guide) she was stubborn and spoiled. Therefore, the doctor had chocolate made into a solid so that he could put the meds into it. !!!

Our next treat was Choupettes de Chou Chou. Our guide told us that you always buy a whole bag of them when you need a present. He also said that it was (his words) a “strong move” if you need to apologize. It says “Please, be kind to me.” He told us a story of missing a deadline in college and bringing a sack of 20 of them to his professor (and it worked). He also said that the best part about giving folks a sack of these is that the person you give them to then “becomes a hero” as s/he would share them. “Chou Chou” is a pet name, and “Choupette” is a bit of a “pet name” for these pastries. (NOTE: These are what we received from the hotel, from Odette – one of the top ones in Paris)

Hugo then told us about the Wallace fountains (we walked past one). He made the point that after 1872/the Prussian invasion, the Prussians besieged Paris for almost a year and broke all the aqueducts. Therefore, the Parisians moved over to wine instead of water – which made them basically alcoholics. Wallace, an Englishman, gifted them to Paris. (We had heard about them during our Marais tour, and you saw photos of them back then.)

We learned about St. Jean Des Abbesses church, which took 10 years to build and was opened in 1994. It is the “little sister” of the 1st church in the area, which is now more of a Catholic family “gathering place,” further up the hill. While most folks were Catholic for a long time now there are far fewer, so they turned the 1st church into a Catholic community gathering place.

Our guide, Hugo, grew up on Rue Des Martyrs. In the 1st century, this area was still Roman, and as we all know, Romans weren’t crazy about Catholics. Saint Denis was preaching the Bible, which the Romans definitely did not like – they killed him to keep him from spreading “this poison.”

The story is that the two soldiers that were supposed to climb St. Denis up to the top of the hill and behead him “got lazy” mid-climb and instead beheaded him on the spot we were then standing. Supposedly, he fell, got up, grabbed his head, and walked up to the top of the hill to die there. (Name of the area? Mont-martre – hill of the martyrs).

Next, we were treated to a baguette, cheese, and wine sit-down, The cheeses were:

*a 12 month old Comte (our current favorite cow cheese)

*an Ossau-Sraty (that doesn’t seem right, but that’s what I have in my notes and seems to be written on the bottom of the board)

*a bleu d’Auvergne (very very “light” blue cheese)

*Saint-Maure-de-Touraine, which is a goat cheese; it has a hole in the middle, which means it’s good/young…they put it on like a brochette stick and roll it in vegetable ashes…if there is NOT a hole, then the cheese isn’t fresh, it’s filled in

*finally, a Brie de Meaux. Hugo told us that Brie is one of the first things that kids eat as babies.

All their cheeses are unpasteurized.

The wine was a Bordeaux-blend red from Bellevue. 75% merlot, 25% cabernet. Hugo said that the Bordeaux bottles are said to have “noble masculine wine shoulders.” (As opposed to a Burgundy/pinot that has “sloping” shoulders.) It was a bit “merlot-sweet” with light tannins, red fruit and spice on the palate. Once it sat for a while it opened up and you got a bit more of a hit from the Cabernet, but it was always quite soft.

The white wine was “Le Gris de Titi” – a sauvignon gris from the Loire. Titi is actually the name of the owner of the restaurant where we were eating! This wine had a honey or white flower nose, but then was more “grey rock” on the tongue. I liked it.

Next on the eating “menu” were madeleines from Gilles Marshal. They are originally from Alsace-Lorraine (and were SO delicious – not like any “madeleine” I have ever tasted). The story goes that in the 15th century, King Stanislaus was a big party giver in a smaller version of Versailles (think it was *in* Lorraine). He ran out of party desserts and asked his servants to make something quick. A girl spoke up and made a butter-based small “cake” and baked it in coquille (scallop) shells (which were in the kitchen to be used for coquilles St. Jacques). The girl who “saved the day” was named – you guessed it – Madeleine.

There is actually a phrase in French called “un madeleine de Proust.” A “madeleine de Proust” is an expression used to describe smells, tastes, sounds, or any sensation that reminds you of your childhood or simply brings back emotional memories from your past. Proust used the smell of madeleines and how they made him hearken back to the scents of his Aunt Leonie’s kitchen in the book “In Search of Lost Time.” If you want to read more about it (it’s fascinating), go HERE.

In Montmartre, the bottom of the hill was more “working class,” whereas the top of the hill were more the artists, singers (Edith Piaf, Dalida), dancers, etc Picasso’s “Blue Period” and Cubism started here – supposedly to try to find a way to show a body without details, as many of the women had contracted syphilis, which causes big marks/welts on the body. Picasso had always been inspired by dancers, and many of the dancers had “another profession” because they did not make that much.

“Le Moulin de la Galette” (a salty crepe) was next on our itinerary. For centuries, the mills around Paris were owned by a great Prussian invader family. Then, in 1870, Napoleon III (remember him? Of shooting Victor Noir “fame”?) – 100 years after the revolution – (my notes say) “was taunted by the Prussians and lost because they were such huge fighters.” However, the Prussians “then decided to just walk to Paris and take it,” but “at the time of the French Revolution, everyone owned a gun.” I have some more notes about the Belleville area being out in the country and was taken, but next door, Montmartre was too difficult for cannons and fought like Hell and so wasn’t taken, though the invaders broke all the aqueducts. The owner who had owned all the mills (and had fought for the enemy) was cut up and his parts were strung up on the vanes of the windmill.

Then, my notes say “Revolution -> Riots/flee to Versailles -> tough time/brought back the Republic in the middle of Napoleon. People on the Hill fought so hard that the sewers were completely clogged with bodies and blood. Napoleon annexed everything to keep control.” Yes, if I had more time, I would have tried to make sense of these notes, but, Nope. (Sorry!)

Many, many artists painted this mill – on the side of the Moulin restaurant are copies of portraits by Renoir (“Bal Des Galettes”) of either the owner, or Renoir, and his wife dancing – plus there was a board up about Van Gogh and his painting of the area.

The above were found in a little park that our guide had always liked from when he was young. As you can see, it features a statue of St. Denis holding his head (since we are now at the top of the hill). The mosaic floor as you step into the park shows the quintessential French boat that you see everywhere, especially along the Seine, which represents the symbol of Paris that “France floats but never sinks.”

We learned where the word “Bistro” came from. HERE you go.

There is a vineyard in the Montmartre area, but it is North-facing and so is uniformly considered to be ‘crappy wine.’ (I am writing this on Day 15, and we passed some grapes over in the Latin Quarter that are in mainly South-facing areas, so that wine, though it doesn’t make many bottles, is considered to be very good wine. Both are owned by the City.) There is a big celebration in Montmartre near the end of September/beginning of October that is a LOT of fun per our guide Hugo that includes a wine parade and has been going on since 1933.

Avenue Junot is Paris’ “little Hollywood” – a number of actors make their homes here.

We came to our last “treat” at this point, which was a macaron store, Carette.

This store has been making macarons for 100 years and they are fresh with a super generous filling.

Just like the Madeleines, these tasted like no macaron we had ever had. Just unbelievably good.

Sacre Coeur was built at the end of the 19th century, to show that Montmartre was now fully part of Paris, not an outlying obstreperous area. It is built out of Fontainbleu stone (I think my notes say?) that is well known for being “self-cleaning” when it rains (so it remains gleaming white).

The ribbons made into what looks like a rose window is the “Emblematic Dial” of the Guard of Honor of the Sacred Heart, established by a Visitation nun from Bourg-en-Bresse in 1863. Each day, members of the Guard of Honor choose one hour and, without changing their usual occupations, offer that moment to the Heart of Jesus.

I was VERY taken by the mosaics that you see of the “gentlemen,” the soldier, and the guy leaning against the wall. If you look at the big Jesus mosaic, they are down to the right, in the “closest right” curve of the bottom of the arc. Since there was a service going on I couldn’t get closer to them – but would love to know their story!

Sacre Coeur was blessed by the Pope, and for 135 years, it has had prayers/services 24/7/365 to “atone” for all the “sins” of the Hill. It does close for 1 hour now during the day – though it was 24 hours when he was a kid. The statues on the front are of King Charles (who has his sword upside down and his crown in his hand), and Joan of Arc, victorious.

Leann and the Aments were very brave, and climbed the stairs up to the dome to see out towards the city! 292 steps!!! (What did I do? <Ahem> Edited photos for the blog. Yes, yes I did.)

For those who are John Wick fans like myself, as you know, the stairs at Sacre Coeur were used in John Wick 4. On the way down, we passed not only a ton of the locks on the fences, but the carousel. Every time that Herbert and I would travel and we came upon a carousel, he would pay to have me ride it. He knew that I just loved carousels. I have ridden them in Vienna, Central Park, San Francisco, etc. It made me a bit sad, because I realized that what I really loved about riding carousels that we came across while traveling was that Herbert loved that I loved carousels.

We were able to go home for a tiny bit of time (what did we do? Leann took a wee nap. I tried to upload blog photos. Story of my life). Then we headed out to our dinner cruise on the Seine!

When we got out of the Metro, Leann realized that we were right at the “Eternal Flame” statue that stands over the underpass where Princess Diana died. She is a big Princess Di person, and we had written off the idea of making it to this area as it’s pretty out of the way. Come to find out that it’s where our boat was docked!

We had a very serviceable dinner, the live music was *exceptional.* We actually thought that it was recorded, because the violinist was just so outstanding. Bravo, anonymous violinist. 🙂

Between dinner and dessert, Leann and I headed up to the top level, particularly so that we could see the Eiffel Tower do its “twinkle thing”! Since I’ve been at this blog for the better part of 7 hours (the most arduous part being the photo uploading), I’m just going to plop all the “dinner cruise related” photos here, and, perhaps, I will re-order them if I find time. Quick notes:

*There were hundreds of people out picnicking along the Seine. They waved, sent us “heart hands,” etc. It was so great to see – people really enjoying the evening and the (almost?) clean river.

*The very industrial-looking grey weird building is the Ministry of Finance.

*There are river boats along the canal of the Seine where people live – and some are rented out as VRBOs.

*The stands were for the Opening Ceremony.

*The “original” Statue of Liberty (remember, France gave her to the U.S.) is about 1/10th? the size of the one in New York.

*Some of the photos are a little blurry – sorry about that. 🙂 Also if you see the “lines” horizontally, it’s because we were shooting through the window at our table.

*Loved the colored statues 🙂

Day 15 steps: 18,957 (Yes, I know that I am writing about Day 14, but I keep forgetting to write in the steps so I thought I would be proactive)

On Day 15 we had a lovely tour of the Latin Quarter (spoiler alert – it has nothing to do with salsa and tacos).

On Day 16, we will PACK in the morning (boo hoo), then we go to what is going to (hopefully) be a very exciting men’s water polo game, and (since we will be packed) we will then (again, hopefully) go to two things I really want to do in the Marais.

Then, to bed, as we have to catch an Uber (gack) at 5 a.m. to the airport.

Day 13 – Opera, Arc de Triomphe, Galeries Lafayette, Skateboarding

Today we only had the Olympic Skateboarding Women’s Final on the docket, so we headed out to check a few more things off Leann’s bucket list 🙂

First, we headed to the Arc de Triomphe. Though you can get on top, it was (as one can imagine) a queue of epic proportions and spendy, so we took a few photos. We also wound up heading to a “Pharmacie” on the corner, which was one of the most bougie things we’d ever seen LOL. (The cafe outside was by Moët & Chandon and the restaurant in their basement has a Michelin star, so that tells you something.)

They have a bakery that contains “the” thing from each boulangerie or patisserie all around Paris – for example the Mont Blanc from Angelina, the Miche from Poilane, etc. One could just go to the drugstore each day and have “the” thing from a baker somewhere in town!

I stopped myself from purchasing a purse shaped like a croissant LOL They did have quite an amazing array of books, gift-type-things, reading glasses…(I guess you can tell what took my “squirrel” attention in there.)

It was a bit difficult to get into the Opera, but it’s been Leann’s favorite place so far. I think she was trying to figure out why I was really pressing for her to see it – Now she knows LOL. It is undergoing a lot of construction, and there are signs if you have already purchased a ticket – but not if you don’t have one. I finally saw a guard by a side door, and asked where to get tickets. There was a sign next to him that very specifically said in French, basically, “No ticket, no entry.” He looked at me a bit like I was stupid, but pointed in the door at which he sat, and said we had to scan through security, then the ticket purchasing booth was on the other side, in a hallway. Again – not quite sure what the “No ticket, no entry” sign was about, but it definitely *did* keep the visitors down inside!

We saw the Chagall ceiling from one of the boxes, and some of the costumes where they are “remaking” operas to be more modern. This reminded me a bit of the S.F. Opera performance I went to a month or so ago of the Magic Flute, which might have been my favorite performance of that opera ever.

In the area that for “having snacks, walking around and being seen” (per the sign) – on the other side of the building from the actual audience area – we found a “clock” that was quite amazing. It indicated the month via the “short” hand, and the “long” hand pointed at the day (Tuesday) and date (6th). We were curious what happened in leap years…?

Leann said that it was all she could do not to start singing “Masquerade” from Phantom of the Opera on the entry stairs 🙂

After the Opera, we visited the Galeries Lafayette, one of the first “malls” ever. Again, I think Leann was trying to figure out why I wanted her to see a mall, until we walked in. 🙂 The stained glass ceiling, etc is just So Parisian LOL. In the photo you can see that they have a glass walkway to go out and take photos from!

From there, we walked past the Louis Vuitton store that is being remodeled. It is wrapped up like an enormous LV trunk. (The jumping gold horse is from LV). Then past the Hermes store, where we stopped ourselves from walking in and purchasing the $$$$ dog bandanas they had in the window. Finally, we had lunch at a cafe. We didn’t quite head far enough off the “spendy path” – this was one of our most expensive lunches and we only had some “pommes frites,” a charcuterie plate, and “citron presse”!

We then headed over to the Skateboarding venue, which is in the Place de la Concorde. It’s SO WEIRD to see the Champs Elysees as a “footpath” as it were – with zero cars!

We tried to go to a few spots that I wanted to visit, but it was impossible given all the road closures, barriers, etc. We had a blast at Skateboarding, and Leann found out belatedly that a guy at her work knew a ton of the skaters, including the American (who unfortunately didn’t do great), and the U.K and Australian, who took first and third!

The obelisk that you see in the photos is where folks were beheaded during the French Revolution. This whole area looks SO DIFFERENT with all the Olympics “venues”! Besides the Skateboarding, we were able to see a duo breakdancing outside the breakdancing arena. This area has the 3 on 3 basketball, BMX bikes, breakdancing, and skateboarding. Obviously they can’t leave anything up here, but hopefully they will move the skateboarding/BMX “areas” somewhere that kids can use them. (Then again, perhaps they are like venues for the World’s Fair, etc that are not meant to be permanent installations.)

Back home, and we discovered THE sweetest note and some amazing profiteroles (or so I thought they were called – more on that tomorrow!) from the hotel! When we checked in, the reservation guy was super surprised that we were here for eleven days. I guess the hotel gave us a thank you in the best way possible – patisserie!

Back to our Very Favorite pizzeria next door, then caught the blog up a bit (I’m 2 days behind due to bad photo uploading), and called it a night!

Step count for Tuesday: 12,293

Spoiler Alert – Step count for Wednesday: 13,539, HOWEVER, Leann climbed 27 flights of stairs 🙂 (For my week, I have 85 floors climbed per my watch – has to be the Metro – and 14.16 miles walked.)

Day 12 – Marais tour via Earful Tower

Leann’s delicious ham and cheese croissant from Le Peloton Cafe.

Okay, so *first* of all, if you are at all interested in Paris, you need to subscribe to the podcasts/YouTube videos/email newsletter from Earful Tower. Trust me on this. I am now a Patreon supporter (plus, I did a huge support of their latest kids’ book, so I have a “street named after me” in the “Paris map” in the back!). It’s just so well worth it. Oliver Gee is Australian. Amazingly (to me, since I’ve followed him nearly from “when he started”) he has now been on the Today Show, did a description of Phryges (and why the French love this mascot so much) on NBC-TV, etc. He and his wife (who is ?Swedish?) also do children’s books that are just charming.

We are doing two tours with Earful Tower, one in the Marais (which is on their website), and one with our friends who are also at the Olympics, in the Latin Quarter.

Since there are six of us, Oliver agreed to set up a tour there, after I saw his “walk around” on YouTube of the Latin Quarter, and knew that our friends had their VRBO there.

Our tour guide, Hannah, met us at the Peloton Cafe. She was wonderful. Her parents had a home in France so she had been visiting “since a zygote,” but has a super charming Irish accent. She has lived full time in Paris for quite a few years now. (She also does cycling tours, and will be doing our Latin Quarter tour.)

We started off by learning a bit about the way that Paris used to look before Napoleon III (who is the one who shot Victor Noir, remember?) hired Haussmann to basically come in and knock down 1,000s of these houses to give Paris its uniform “Look.” In the top middle photo below, the Haussmann buildings are on the left and right of the original buildings. Napoleon III had been exiled in Britain which, after its big fire, had rebuilt in a more modern way, including enclosed sewers, etc. When Napoleon came back, Paris had no sewers, so that was fixed, but more importantly, it was only about 100 years after the Revolution and Napoleon figured if there were riots, he wanted access for his cannons to get in and “take care of business,” which was next to impossible in the streets as they were. Haussmann buildings all follow the same formula – shops at the bottom, 8 stories tall, with balconies on 1 and 6/7. It was also an extremely efficient way to pack a lot of people into a smaller space – Paris is not that big.

One of the interesting things is that – due to the flats being pretty small and therefore kitchens being pretty small – folks don’t shop for that much “all at once” and also eat out more. Hence so many cafes.

The pre-Haussmann homes that remain are very, very difficult to maintain. They were owned by the super rich in Haussmann’s time and in fact, it seems that many of them are still within “the family” all these 100s of years later. (They just looked down their noses at the folks dictating that they were “required” to do this renovation for the good of Paris and said, “Mais, Non.”)

Given that I am currently going through an enormous renovation at *my* house, I definitely understand the issue!

Next we talked about the Wallace fountains, which you can see above. There were about 200 of these all around Paris (there are about 50 left). Paris is crazy about water – in fact, France has two water museums, and there are “Keepers” of the Wallace fountains! These fountains give fresh, clean water (and since I was in Paris last, some have even been retrofitted with misters; to keep the temperature down in Paris, the misters go off now and again). Originally there were cups attached to chains, so people just used the cups to drink their portion from the fountain. The problem was that the cups were *never* cleaned. They were blamed for an enormous COVID-like outbreak a few 100 years ago, and so the government removed the cups (but left the fountains, thank goodness). I believe that Hannah said that instead of the Wallace fountains, they now have more modern ones, that give both still and sparkling water.

I only took a few notes while we were doing this tour so, though I have lots of photos, I can only explain a few of them 🙂 The photos above are of the wall that used to surround Paris. Philippe Augustus didn’t want to go to the Crusades, though he was expected to go. He didn’t want to leave Paris vulnerable, especially as England had breached the coast. The wall was 16 miles in circumference – Oliver (remember? Earful Tower?) took an old map of the Wall and a new map, and has made it his “mission” to uncover where the Wall is now. 🙂

Interestingly, about 450 years after Philippe Augustus, Louis XIV decided that he needed to break through the Wall. Seems like he felt that he was the most powerful ruler and that he didn’t need a wall, his “reputation” would be enough to keep people away.

The wall had been the city of Paris v. the “Country” border, and of course had had towers, with gates in them to drop portcullises (portculli?) and close the city off. There is one left that we were able to see. As you’d need to surrender your weapons at the gate before entering the city, the “men in arms” inside Paris were “gens des armes” – or “gendarmes” (the name of the Metropolitan police to this day).

Then we learned a story about the Duke of Montgomery, who was imprisoned in this particular tower, because he accidentally killed the king in a fencing duel (WHOOPS). Catherine de Medici was his wife and told him not to do the duel, but the king poo-poo’d her fears . . . Yeah, listen to your wife when she has fears, sweetie . . .

The Duke was imprisoned in the tower for four years; when her husband was dying, the king made Catherine promise that she would not be bitter and would ultimately release the Duke. She did what her husband wanted, but then the Duke joined the rebellion to remove her from power….yeah, she had him beheaded. Not only that, she had it written into the law that any of his relatives “to the end of time” would be disinherited, couldn’t own land, etc. Apparently this law was standing until fairly recently.

On the street above – “Street of the Fig Tree” (the huge trees are figs) – you can see a building that still has a *cannon ball* in the wall from July 28, 1830. I particularly loved this gargoyle (which gets its name from the French word for “gargle” – which they do with the rainwater, since they are downspouts).

Believe that the name of the church that we visited (behind the red door) was St. Paul’s. The area was very wealthy – this had been Victor Hugo’s church. Cardinal Richelieu was the first cardinal here – at least, that’s what my notes say. What my notes *actually* say are “delicious liberty leading the people, red hat, cardinal Richelieu first, original delicious here”…?? Because I was typing my notes into my cell phone, instead of writing them down in a notebook as I have *always* done before, obviously Siri took over as I was typing. Suffice it to say, I have no idea what “delicious” is supposed to be. Sigh.

Nearly positive the oil of the saint – or perhaps Jesus – holding his hand up to the angels, wrapped in sort of an orange toga – is by Delacroix. Aha! Perhaps “Delacroix” is “delicious”….? 🙂

Note St. Louis (remember him, King Louis X, patron saint of…all together now…hairdressers and horse grooms) up in the alcove.

In the 1870s, St. Paul’s was (as I mentioned), very bourgeois, and the Communards (NOT “Communists”) took it over for a couple of months. They felt that they would have some traction if they took over the church. Instead, they were taken out to Pere Lachaise and shot against a wall there. (We did see this area at Pere Lachaise, just didn’t quite understand what it was about.) The “graffiti” above was left on an inside pillar of the church basically as a warning not to do this sort of thing again.

I always buy candles and light them for my Mom’s mom, “Tutu” to me, when I am in any Roman Catholic Churches. That’s what you see here. However – why is it that you are seeing two *different* sets of candles being lit?

Because the blog software wouldn’t let me upload. Later on (when we were on our own), we walked over to St. Eustache, which featured in the story that I wrote when here in my 40s (and also in my favorite book that sort of “explains” about how Parisians feel about Paris, “Almost French”).

So now, I can’t tell which church pictures are which church, as it’s now been two days since we did this tour and my brain is melting. I do know that the “fatter” candles are from St. Paul and the “tapers” are from St. Eustache.

I also know that the lit ladder “to heaven” is at St. Eustache (there was an installation there of light-related art), as is the Keith Haring gold triptych.

At St. Eustache, a service was going on, which we avoided and of course didn’t take photos of. The funniest thing though (to me) was the priest cleaning his hands very thoroughly with hand sanitizer from a squirt container on the altar before handing out the Host. Hmmmmmmm, body of (slightly chemical tasting) Christ for you….? St. Eustache was the stand-in for Notre Dame after it burned right after Easter, Hannah told us.

OKAY, AND…the oil of Napoleon crowning Josephine as his Empress above is from VERSAILLES, but I have been trying to upload it for days and it just “popped in” as one of the church photos. So I’m leaving it. Take THAT, Napoleon. You’re going to be here, not at bougie Versailles. (I happened to really like this oil, but was ready to fuggedaboudit, then it just popped in here.) Note – since obviously Napoleon always must have “ze last laugh” – the only spot I can move that photo is a big one. Yes really. Classic Emperor….

The walk took us through what is obviously a D&S area – a few photos above of some of the shop fronts. I sent them to my friend James whose burlesque/drag King personality is Harry Sass (say it out loud….) – he immediately responded that if the shoes were his size, I had to buy them because he didn’t have any animal print in Harry’s closet. Um, yeah, I love you James but 300 euros just wasn’t in my pocket….

The Marais is built on a swamp – the buildings are a bit wonky. As usual, you could have bought a number of these buildings for a song a while back – they were in terrible shape – but now, yeah, Nope. Okay, and Victor Hugo did NOT live here. And – from Versailles – Poseidon has just inserted himself. You’re welcome.

This was where they made the food for the Orient Express – the tracks are where they would take the food out to go to the train.

Note the hooks under the eaves on the photos to the left, above? It used to be a butcher shop and that’s where the butchers would hang their “wares.” Now, even if you are selling something else, you must leave these remnants on the shop. On the big one, the pictures are of people milling and farming wheat – since a lot of the population was illiterate, this indicated to them it was a bakery.

These “bumpers” are so that carriages could get straight into a courtyard. Once you know what they are, you see them everywhere – some are pipes, some are shaped like dolphins, etc.

The above is a sundial – what’s missing? The number 7. This building, however, is “#7” and so one of the theories is that 7 is missing is because the owners thought “WE are 7.” LOL.

We headed to the Place de Vosges. In 1605, it was the “royal square” – this was before the royalty moved out to Versailles. The king had his living quarters on one side of the park, the queen on the other. During that time there was a tax on glass, so people would come to the park at the Place de Vosges, and “faint at the sight of” all the glass surrounding that park. Not only that, but the terra cotta bricks were incredibly rare, as they had to be imported from Italy.

The houses to the side of the king’s and queen’s were given as gifts – now, this is the most expensive real estate in Paris. About 80 years ago, the whole houses were changed to flats because the taxes were so high (though the same family does live in a few of them still). The little “garret” studio apartments at the top are 10×10, and rent out for something like $1,600/month – recently one sold for something completely insane (in the multiple millions). This park is different than most in Paris – where you’re not even allowed to *look* at the grass, much less walk on it – as the families can use it to picnic, play with their kids, etc.

The mansion to the right in the photo (that looks super white) is actually covered with a print to show what the building “will” look like. It was bought by a French jillionaire, who has now spent more than he paid for for the building, and there is more to do. It was $25 million (purchase) and $31 million so far (reno), in my mind.

Joseph Migneret, named above, saved so many children from the Nazis in Paris that he was commemorated. (The Marais is still a Jewish district – well, and a LGBTQ district – and….) The French have a “problematic” relationship with WW2, because so many collaborated, and actually knew what was going on with the deportations, etc. (That was detailed on the monuments in Pere Lachaise as well.)

The names on the wall are of children from this neighborhood that were *not* saved. Note the ages. (“Ans” = years, “Mois” = months, “Jours” = Days)

The museum on the right is on the history of Paris – super accessible (as opposed to, say, the Louvre!)

Phrygis is everywhere. This is from the side of a postal van speeding past.

Here are just some random photos from the neighborhood….Rue Des Francs Bourgeois may not be “the street of perfumers,” but every single store along this small road was indeed a cologne or perfume shop of some kind, and the entire street was scented!

And then, below is where we wound up for our late afternoon “snack” of a crepe with lemon and sugar (me) and a strawberry sorbet for Leann. I mentioned to Leann that she should practice ordering “eau petillante” (bubbly water), since she always gets a liter. When she was ready to order, she practiced on me, and asked for “eau papillon” (butterfly water). It was The Best Ever. I did tell her I would do the ordering, but – Hello! – that’s our new name for bubbly water!!

I know, I know, I’m woefully behind on the blog. Here’s the deal. Today (which is Day 13) we had NOTHING until 5:30 p.m. We wanted to get out by about noon to visit the Arc de Triomphe, the Opera, and the Galeries Lafayette. We got up early, had breakfast in the hotel . . . And the blog wouldn’t let me in. Then it wouldn’t upload photos. So ultimately, I had to leave, having done ZERO, NOTHING, BUPKIS. I super feel behind now too.

From today (Day 13) I have to upload Arc de Triomphe, Opera (Leann’s favorite spot so far), Galeries Lafayette, Women’s Skateboarding Finals, Pizza at our local amazing place. (Steps today = 12,267)

Tomorrow (Day 14) we have two tours with the Aments – a food/wine/patisserie tour of the Montmartre area, and a Seine dinner cruise. There will be more photos. If this software won’t let me in, I can’t keep up. And I’m not happy. 🙁

Aaaaaand, today IS tomorrow (Day 14) – I’m trying!

Day 11 – Versailles & Beach Volleyball at the Eiffel Tower

Spoiler Alert: Day 11: 21,142 steps.

Today (Day 12): 9,135 steps.

And our various “leg parts” feel it.

But, onward!

I’m definitely behind by a day. I thought I could do both Days 11 and 12 today, but I’ve been at this now for 8 hours and – yeah – nope. The good thing is that we don’t have anything “set” until tomorrow at 5:30 p.m., so I can hopefully not only annotate this one from my notes but also get the photos from today ready to go before that.

We did get up a bit later on Day 11, because our Versailles Tour (plus gardens) with GetYourGuide wasn’t until 12:30.

Just a small advertisement for GetYourGuide. When I was making reservations for this trip with the Amex Concierge, there were some tours that she could not book herself. She told me to go to GetYourGuide, as they were the tour outfit that the concierge’s “clients” had had the best luck with – good value for money, on-the-dime ability to swap dates/times (or get a refund), fantastic guides, etc.

We had our Versailles tour a couple of days from now, but we realized that because Versailles is a real haul out of town, we’d have to turn straight around and come back for the Olympics women’s skateboarding final. With just over 24 hours’ notice, I pulled up GetYourGuide and was able to swap out the date. It was so easy, I was sure I had done it wrong! However, I immediately received an email detailing our new tour, etc. It was straightforward and exceedingly simple. The guides we have had have all been uniformly great. The one tour that was “meh” was the Jack The Ripper tour, but (as I have stated before), since most of the “locales” where JTR hunted are gone, we don’t feel that any JTR tour is really worth it. Our *guide* for that tour, however, was exceptional.

So what are the delicious things that you see interspersed in this run-up to the write-up? A gal on TikTok that Leann follows had raved about a bakery – come to find out, it is a franchise, and one is across the street! (Yes, I have now told you about the pizza place, Cafe Central (the onion soup/burger/etc place), and now, this bakery – good hotel choice, eh?.)

We headed over – I got a coffee and an apple “fold-over,” Leann got the raspberry tart that the TikTok gal raved about. Well – NOM NOM NOM.

This franchise makes the “Crookiz” by rolling out croissant dough, putting chocolate chip cookie dough on top of that, and rolling it up. We actually got one today (Day 12) as a pick-me-up – a bit odd, in my opinion not as great as a cronut. But there you go.

Versailles! SO MANY PICTURES! Sylvan, our guide, was great and helped us to avoid the bulk of the tourists. There were maybe ten of us in the tour of the buildings, and then Leann and I were the only ones to carry on into the gardens.

On the way to Versailles, we saw the Eiffel Tour and the Flame in the air from off the side of the train, and thought we’d be able to take a photo on the way home – unfortunately, by that time the Flame was back down! 🙁

Versailles: The entrance. Last time I was at Versailles the two things I remember were: (1) getting hot charcoal-brazed chestnuts right outside the train station to put in my pockets ‘cos it was so cold and (2) how black the buildings were. Come to find out that the gilding is new (at least, newer than 40 years ago), part of it paid for by a millionaire who was taken by Versailles and wanted to “do something” for the estate.

Versailles was originally a hunting lodge (indicated by the red portion in the model), then it was built out (yellow portion), then *really* built out when the king and queen moved from what is now the Louvre out “to the country.” The square building to the front left was built specifically for people who wanted to live “near the king” – the rooms were *very* small and often shared, but if you wanted to be near the king, you wanted to be there. Below is Sylvan, and the entry chandelier that’s supposed to look like a necklace.

Versailles: First few rooms. Leann was quite taken by the ceilings. We learned a lot about the various residents.

Above, Leann was quite taken by the embossing behind the logs in each fireplace. Ahem – height difference – I never even saw them!

Here is a wee tidbit: The King (don’t ask us which one) loved to play croquet. But he had a bad back. So they raised the “playing field” as it were so that he didn’t have to bend down. Then they moved it inside. As there was less room, they shortened the area…and billiards was born. Don’t ask me if this is true – it’s what our guide said 🙂

More folks with stories:

The first portrait is Marie Antoinette with her children. The son is pointing to the empty crib, which is where his younger sister (who died at 11 months, possibly of tuberculosis) “would have been.” The dauphin (son) lived a few years but then died of tuberculosis at age 10, he was survived by his brother (the baby) who ultimately died in captivity. The only one to live to adulthood is the daughter on the far left – she lived to 73, but was ?not allowed? to have children in case “royalists” wanted to rally behind her.

The next is the “homely queen” Maria Theresa, wife of Louis XIV. She was Spanish and brought black slaves with her, so suddenly black slaves became “all the rage.” She died at age 44 from complications due to an abscess on her arm; she was “the object of pity” in the court not only because her children died young, but also because of her husband’s many mistresses.

Top right is Mari Josepha of Saxony, who was brought in at age 21 to marry the 15 year old dauphin. The had 10 kids in their first 10 years of marriage, then “closed the door” when he was 15. The dog in the portrait represents loyalty; the flowers her beauty. She was 44 here; he was known for the number of mistresses he had. He is represented by the statue – likely because by that time, she didn’t want to see him in person (ha ha)

Next row on the left is the brother of the one at the bottom row, the king, who was famed for his “pretty dancing legs” and having killed all the wolves in France (represented by the wolf pelt on his saddle). “His great and sole vice was women.” The first brother was considered enormously fat, the other exceptionally slim (which our guide said was attributed later to a tapeworm – yes, he did say that).

The great-great grandfather of all these Louises (how do you pluralize “Louis”? Hm!) was Louis X, who his son had canonized. He basically “told the Pope” to do it, and he did. (There was a LOT of “conspiring” that went on with the Catholic Church and the French Monarchy – we learned a lot about that.) St. Louis is the patron saint of hairdressers and groomers. When you look at the hair of these guys, you can kind of understand. 🙂

Middle portrait is Marie Antoinette’s mom, Maria Theresa of Austria. She had a billion kids and married them off to all the royal heads of Europe (16 children in 19 years). The bust is Marie Antoinette again (let’s make no comments about the bust-less head as it were).

Rooms, rooms, rooms…And one o’them Louises with That Hair (oooooh, ahhhhhh)…

There was also a horse-related show going on (again, more on these maybe tomorrow). The two small oils (the cougar on the back of the horse, and the palamino-colored horse) are by Gerricault – who you saw at Pere Lachaise. (He was sitting up on top of his grave with a palette and paintbrush in hand, and the side of his monument had one of his well-known paintings on it in bronze).

Below (on the red saddle) you see Lady Godiva. Her legend dates from the 12th century, but really comes to the fore in the 19th century, largely thanks to Lord Tennyson’s 1840 poem, which elevated this local Coventry figure to the rank of a national legend. The young woman’s husband promised to withdraw the tax threatening to starve the people if she rode naked through the city on horseback. Out of respect, the inhabitants of Coventry kept their shutters closed. Only the figure of “Peeping Tom” secretly watched Godiva, and his name became synonymous with “voyeur” in English. When she finished her ride through the city, her husband rescinded the tax as promised and the Lady went on to embody, paradoxically, virtuous self-sacrifice. Rather than depicting her in the traditional sidesaddle pose, John Collier composed a figure with relaxed legs and feet, with a calm expression.

Above, the portrait of the Prince on the horse with the crazy mane is by Sustermans; it’s a portrait of a young Medici son. Sustermans was the official portraitist to the Court of the Grand Duke of Tuscany from 1620 to his death in 1681. The square format is unusual, but the horse is what sets it apart. Prince Leopoldo de Medici was only seven. The horse is the true protagonist of the painting. The Andalusian’s coat is accentuated by the lighting, and its long, luxuriant, carefully “coiffed” mane. The extravagant horse in its extravagant parade gear, combined with the young Prince in exotic garb, reflected the stratospheric status of the Medici family. (It’s under glass, hence the glare unfortunately.) Below – Perseus, on Pegasus, with Medusa’s head. This oil was *huge*!

More rooms…Bedrooms of the king/queen – they had special “going to bed” and “waking up” ceremonies, where dozens of folks would just stand around outside of the short “wall” for them to do it. The queen’s bedroom had a small disguised door so she could “sneak out” and visit her children.

In the middle, on the right, of this set of photos you see a portrait on the ceiling of a lady in waiting yawning, head on hand, waiting for the queen to get up. 🙂

The photo where I couldn’t “carve out” the people is as you walk into the Hall of Mirrors. I try to “strategically” take photos – H was a *master* at that. So our photos of places where there were literally hordes of other visitors – Ta Prohm, for example – it looks like we were the only ones there. I aim for that aesthetic.

After our tour of the buildings, as I mentioned, Leann and I were the only ones to carry on with the garden tour. We had great timing, because we were ahead of the large number of folks that we could see queuing up at the gate waiting to get in, both to the buildings, and to the garden.

The trees that you see in the boxes above are fruit trees. They are pulled into the “Orangerie” building during the winter, and taken out on sunny days.

The building you see in the distance in the picture to the left is actually a mile away, but the water is slightly shaped like a “V” away from you so that the perspective didn’t make it get smaller.

That building was a pop-up for the Equestrian Olympics. Have to say – had it not been for Leann being enormously allergic to horses, I would have liked to go check that area out. As I’m typing this, in fact, I’m watching the show jumping – it’s just SPECTACULAR. As 2028 will be in L.A., I definitely would like to catch it there – I did see part of the eventing last time it was in L.A. and it was really unbelievable. (I remember a downhill water obstacle that got a LOT of the horses.)

In the photo, you can see the boats that can be rented to tool around on the water. That area is the “park” that is “outside” the actual Versailles gardens.

The park is maintained by the City of Versailles; Versailles’ buildings and gardens are maintained by a private consortium.

This next set of photos tells the story of when one of the Giants, who were descendants of Gaia, challenged Zeus for supremacy of the cosmos. (Their younger brother, Typhon, is also well known for this and is one of the deadliest creatures in Greek Mythology, but is known as a “serpentine giant” so this likely does not represent him. He, also, was defeated by Zeus’ thunderbolt though and was buried under Mt. Etna). This giant was buried by Zeus in lava at Vesuvius; his writhings cause the earthquakes and eruptions.

Next set of photos is the grotto of Apollo. This is where we learned a bit about the Garden’s plumbing.

Basically it’s “the same as it ever was.” But when the king lived here and went for his walks (he always walked for an hour or two daily in the gardens), his entourage would whistle to indicate that the king was coming that direction. Then, the servants near whatever feature that was would turn the water on.

There isn’t enough pressure for the water to run in all the water features, all at once.

When we walked past the Apollo grotto the first time, Sylvan asked the docent what time the water would be on. She said “sixteen” meaning 4:00 p.m. That was about 20 minutes later – though Sylvan had bid us “Adieu,” Leann and I headed back to see the grotto in all its glory. The water is on for I believe Sylvan said 7 minutes. (When we were leaving, a guy was jog-trotting towards the grotto with about 25 seconds ‘til it went off, we were wondering if he was trying to catch it.)

The king always had music playing as he was walking. They have rigged up invisible speakers in the various trees so as you’re walking, you honestly think that you will walk into a Baroque ensemble around the next corner. It’s quite amazing. Leann and I were doing “Marco Polos” (if you’re not our Friends, you’re SO losing out!) as we were walking, and in each area, a different “ensemble” was playing “just around the corner” 🙂 It really *really* did sound like live music.

Above, fountains representing Summer (with the sickle and wheat), Spring, Poseidon, Apollo (love that one). I have an analog photo of the Spring fountain from when I visited Versailles when I was 22 – perhaps I will scan it and insert it when I get home. Okay and a sculpture representing Afrique – with a lion licking her foot. 🙂 I am having trouble uploading some other photos from the garden, so I am giving up for now! I have another of the pair of Poseidon sculptures – this one with the narwhal got us to have a bit of a funny chat about different French words, plus English (or French) pronunciations of French (or English) words. To the French, saying “hungry” and “angry” comes out the same – which can be a tough one. In French, the words for “horses” and “hair” (chevaux and cheveux) are so close you have to be careful – but to the French it’s “unbelievable” you’d miss those two up. We had a laugh about the sound in French, pronounced “vair” – which can mean a glass, a squirrel pelt, a worm, “towards,” a window….there were 8 different meanings, I just can’t remember them all – and they really do sound alike. Sylvan explained that the story of Cinderella was misunderstood by the English, because the slippers that she was supposed to fit into were made of the (very bougie) squirrel pelt, NOT glass. The idea of trying to fit into a glass slipper makes the French laugh, because who would do such a thing? It basically was a kind of mink (which makes a lot more sense, if you think about it).

We ultimately bid “adieu” to Sylvan and took the train back from Versailles. We decided not to go back to the hotel before heading back out for beach volleyball. We therefore got off at the Eiffel Tower train station, and were immediately met by a horde of thousands. (Waiting on the nail-biter end of the cycling race.) We were definitely hot and tired, but were able to find a cute cafe, where we got *delicious* chicken/ mushroom galettes, citron presse, and water water water. Right as we were finishing, Laura and Alex and her family walked past – totally fortuitous. We were supposed to find a way to meet them for dinner, but they got stuck on the other side of the cycling, and we weren’t even sure that we could explain where the cafe was. Great luck!

And now – some Eiffel Tower photos. It was a truly gorgeous night. Leann and I kept taking photos of the Tower in the sunset – so I picked through about 50 to get to these ones! We were watching the beach volleyball to *get* into the quarter finals. In one of the photos you can see the elevators, that go up the leg (sideways) and then up the tower. We also saw quite a few folks taking the stairs; just for the “privilege” of that was about 30 euros and QUITE the queue. Nope.

Men’s beach volleyball was first, Brazil v Netherlands. Brazil trounced them.

The guy who raped the 12 year old when he was 20 (and served 4 years in jail) is one of the pair playing. Every – single – time he would touch the ball, the audience Boo’d LOUDLY.

While I understand that he “Did his time…” it’s not like he robbed a bank or oh, say, was found guilty of on 34 criminal counts of falsifying business records. He raped. A twelve. Year old.

I felt *super* bad for his teammate though. At least they didn’t boo him.

The tall Brazilian was *tall* – 6’11”!!

The women’s match was a serious nail biter between the USA and Italia.

The U.S. won the first – Italy the second – then a “tie breaker” that the U.S. did win.

By the end, every time the ball was hit (usually 3 hits per side), the Italians were shouting I-tal-ia! Followed by U—S—A!!

We had Italians sitting behind us – and – get this – our friend Leslie spied us on NBC and sent us a screen capture!

I have video of the twinkling Tower just like I did of us singing at Rowing, etc. – don’t think that this hotel has enough “oomph” to get them to upload. Hopefully I can annotate when I get home.

What do you have to look forward to tomorrow? Our amazing Marais Tour with Hannah from The Earful Tower. (If you don’t know this podcast you really should check it out – it’s great.) And then? Butterfly water. 10 hours of blogging and photo wrangling though so for now… Peace, out!

Day 9 – lorsqu’on ne tuera plus ils seront bien venges le seul voyeur de justice a pour echo la vie & Day 10 – Sweet Caroline, Rowing plus Pizza

From the Holocaust/resistance portion of Pere Lachaise Cemetery

when they will no longer be killed, they will be well avenged, the only wish for justice has for its echo, Life

I happen to be posting this blog on “Day 10,” because I have had a heck of a time uploading photos. And there are some great photos from Day 9!

We had a *serious* heat lightening storm between days 8 and 9 – the first photo below shows where Leann caught a tiny bit of the lightening up on the right – which ended in a DELUGE of rain. Watching from our hotel room, we saw some people scurrying with their hands/a bag/etc. over their heads – but others were just laughing and walking and shaking their heads. As we heard from a gal we met on the Metro – if you want new weather, wait 10 minutes in the Summer in Paris.

We did do a number of “bed picnics” 🙂 Today we had a delicious Tour d’Argent boulangerie breakfast (see “sac,” below).

Afterwards, we headed for the Metro to go to Pere Lachaise Cemetery. The photo below of the lock on the old-style Metro door is to show you that, unlike The Tube in London where we were told by our guide not to hit the button and “look like tourists” (the door opens anyway), and unlike the new Metro cars, where you *do* need to hit the button, if you want out, you need to crank the handle on the door clockwise after the car stops, and the door will pop open.

We spent a bit more time than we meant to in the morning trying to decide how to plan our day. We had imagined heading to the Arch de Triomphe area, but the streets are closed, and it would have been a pain to try to get around some of the issues. We opted for Pere Lachaise, which is nowhere near anything else – perfect for a day when we wanted to do a long excursion.

The photos that I will insert (with descriptions – natch) will not be in the “order” we found them in the cemetery. Unfortunately due to the blogging software, they’re going to be in the order that they’re uploading. We were very lucky that, at the side entrance we walked through, there were two volunteers handing out paper maps with some of the “better known residents” already marked. We had a few more that we personally wanted to find. But – hello – this is a HUGE cemetery. Lots of cobblestoned paths, stairs, streets, etc.

Pere Lachaise has over 70,000 burial plots on over 106 acres; it apparently is the most visited necropolis in the world.

Although Pere Lachaise has lots of ‘celebrity’ graves, some of the most memorable ones commemorate people who have faded from the public eye. But their funerary art is quite spectacular.

On top of a grave marked “Remina Maggiori” is a beautiful bronze statue created in Florence by well-known Italian sculptor and painter Marcelo Tommasi. She has a lovely, contagious smile that exudes joy. She is in Division 60.

This is French actor Fernand Arbelot (1880-1942). Belgian sculptor Adolph Wansart immortalized him lying in his tomb holding a mask representing his grieving wife (note tears dripping from her eyes). Supposedly he designed this so he could gaze at her through eternity, though (perhaps inevitably in a country with a strong death-by-guillotine history) it could be considered macabre; his fixed stare might also remind one of Sting’s 1983 hit “Every Breath You Take (I’ll Be Watching You)” which does make it a bit more creepy. Division 11.

To the left is the tomb of Louis-Sebastian Gourlot (1778-1816). Nothing is known about M. Gourlot, but this striking stone and gold-tinted plaster statue representing his grieving widow stands out among the greys of the other memorials. Division 11.

Below is the Lebrun and Lhenoret Family Tomb.

Several members of the family are buried here, but what is notable is that the architect-sculptor Marcel Rouillere was told to avoid traditional forms of funerary art – which he did.

He created the sculpture around 1905-09; it embodies the flowing organic forms of Art Nouveau. Division 1.

The Moreau-Vauthier Monument at right is topped by a bronze of a grieving woman.

It is signed “A. Moreau Vauthier,” who was most likely French sculptor Augustin Jean Moreau Vauthier (1831-1893), father of Paul Moreau-Vauthier (1871-1936), creator of the Paris Commune victim war memorial.

There are over a dozen family members in this tomb, including Augustin Jean and Paul. Division 14.

(Please excuse the spacing of the text and photos – something is wonky with the blog today)

Next is a bronze sculpture of another sorrowful woman (there are a lot of them in this cemetery) on the tomb of Leon Philippe Beclard (1821-1864).

She holds a picture of the deceased.

M. Beclard died in Tangier, Morocco while serving as Minister of Finance for Napoleon III. Division 4.

Above is the tomb of Belgian novelist and poet Georges Rodenbach (1855-1898). He emphasized the interplay of romance and tragedy in his novels, and was well known for his “fin de siecle symbolism.” Perhaps therefore it’s not much of a surprise to see his bronze likeness bursting out of his tomb, holding a rose. His epitaph: “Lord, give me this hope to live again in the melancholy eternity of the book.” Division 15.

Here is the tomb of Oscar Wilde (1854-1900). Just as he was gaining success and popularity, Mr. Wilde was convicted by a British court of “gross indecency with men” and sentenced to two years of hard labor. Upon his release he fled to France, where he remained in exile until he died of meningitis three years later. His Egyptian-themed tomb was created by sculptor Jacob Epstein. It has sustained damage through the years after so many visitors had kissed the monument that, in cleaning it, the stone began to degrade (yes, really). A glass barrier was erected in 2011 but, as you can see, it’s only been partially effective. There is a sign that asks you not to kiss, as the cleaning “is not paid for by the cemetery, it must be charged to the family.” Division 89.

Next, Jim (James Douglas) Morrison (1943-1971): American singer/songwriter and lead singer for The Doors. He died in Paris at age 27 when an international rock star, likely of a heroin overdose. His girlfriend Pamela Courson found his body in the bathtub in their Marais apartment. His grave is one of the most visited. When we dropped by we had to wait 5 minutes for Leann’s phone to unlock itself; a young guy standing at the grave looked unbelievably bereft and just didn’t move the entire time, with other visitors snapping quick selfies and onto the next. This guy was in his 20s – born far after Morrison died. A bronze plaque on the tombstone has Morrison’s full name, birth/death dates, and a phrase chosen by his father: “Kata Ton Daimona Eautou” which means “true to his own spirit” (or “demons”). Division 6.

They have wrapped the tree where people leave chewing gum as a memento (e-yew). The gum was killing the tree. Again – e-yew.

Marcel Marceau (1923-2007): We went here because Leann is afraid of mimes. (I texted her a photo back – she waited on a bench.) You can have her tell you the story (which involves being chased by a mime at age 5). M. Marceau’s persona was “Bip the Clown.” However, something I certainly did not know was (1) he was Jewish, and (2) he was a renowned member of the French Resistance during the Nazi occupation of France during World War II. He helped rescue/save uncounted children from being deported to concentration camps. How did he keep them quiet? He did all his clowning…in silence. Yep – mimed.

Victor Noir (1848-1870)’s tomb (below) is one of the most visited. He was a journalist killed by Prince Pierre Bonaparte, nephew of Napoleon and cousin of Emperor Napoleon III.

A dispute between two newspapers, including the one where Noir worked, escalated and led to a fight that ended with the Prince calling Noir and his colleagues “menials,” slapping Noir in the face, and then shooting him dead (!) (Anger management issues, much?)

When a court acquitted the Prince of murder, violent demonstrations took place. Nine months later, the Emperor’s unpopular regime was overthrown during the Franco-Prussian War.

Sculptor Jules Dalou created the realistic life-sized bronze sculpture of Noir, to appear as though he had just fallen in the street, shot dead by Bonaparte.

The bulge in his trousers has made his grave very popular, due to the legend that rubbing it can provide fertility, cure to male “issues,” etc. His bullet hole also is also highly polished (we liked that someone added a boutonnière), as is his nose/mouth/chin and his boots.

And now, some graves we know nothing about, but that were quite striking. You’ll see the (huge) memorial of a young boy who “was loved by his dog,” more sorrowing women, a woman where rubbing her nipples is obviously a thing (the look on her face is a bit priceless given this), a mom mourned by her two young girls, M. Peretti star dancer of the Paris Opera (1905-1997), an unknown soldier where a little girl is writing his epitaph (“France remembers you” is (almost) finished), lovers “reunited” in death (their hands clasped above their headstones), etc.

More? Another woman beloved by her dog…A cemetery cat…some path photos…renowned artist Gericault…a woman who designed and put up her memorial but isn’t dead yet (yes, really – see her photo to the side of the white marble figure, in the dress sculpted?)…a man holding a guy emoting in what looks a bit like Cirque de Soleil kit (perhaps he was an actor?)…a ?writer? that we just thought looked like he’d be a blast to chat with….a pelican…a tomb opened up (and police taped) where you could see down about 15 feet, to the “shelves” where the caskets would have been stacked on top of one another into the grave (not sure where the caskets were)…an abandoned crypt of a Princess….a newly cleaned memorial of a mother and baby, which looked creepy encased in its plastic….a stern grave guardian…stained glass in an opened mausoleum with debris in it, but still containing the image in glass of the “inhabitant” buried in the 1800s…another princess/countess abandoned…a general brandishing a sword long ago stolen…a newly interred grave with bouquets of scented roses and tuberose…

I did find a place to leave a Herbert marble. La Memoire Necropolitaine. (I tried to pitch it in so that it would rest in the “V” under the plinth – Herbert had other ideas and it rolled all the way to the end then fell on the ground under the plinth.) You can scan the QR Code to find out more about it. It represents the work of two photographers, Anne Fuard and Andre Chabot, who have taken over 250,000 photos in cemeteries, to memorialize them, their “times,” etc. and give “a future to our past.” It was built into an abandoned chapel from 1850, topped by a pelican (my bird totem). The chapel once held the remains of a Ms. Kutsch, a member of the Austrian family who invented, in the late 18th century, the “Kutsh,” a type of ruler in the shape of a Toblerone bar that allows reading distances directly on a map. With film hanging off the barrier and film canisters clustered around a huge camera, the Austrian “heritage,” etc. it seemed like a perfect spot.

Now, for some really moving monuments. They represent the camps that Jews, children, resistance fighters, etc. were sent to. Auschwitz, Dachau, Mauthausen, etc. (The metal one is particularly children.) Note all the stones that have been left. If you didn’t know, you leave a stone at a Jewish grave, to demonstrate that the person buried has not been forgotten. When others notice the stones, they might take an interest in the person buried there too, making that person live on in them, too.

Whew, that just took about 5 hours to upload/write. As I have been asked a few times, YES, we are here to go to the Olympics. We went to our first venue, Men’s Finals in Trampoline, at the end of this day. It was amazing! We cheered. We gasped. (In the final medal round, a couple of the guys jumped off the apparatus – one at his 10th/final routine. Gah!) Okay, and we had a lovely meal at “our” Cafe, splitting the amazing burger with onion chutney (ya’ll have seen a photo of that), Cobb salad, and French onion soup that was *ah-may-zing.* (Not salty. Just enough cognac.) I had a Suze which I was quite sure Leann would gag at, and yes, she did. A mother’s intuition ha ha. She had a pina colada.

Day 10 – Rowing! (New Edit)

I know that this is an enormous blog post – and of course, seeing the Rowing finals for the men’s and women’s A, B and C singles (called “skiffs” in French) and the women’s and men’s 8s was to be a highlight.

It was.

After we got there.

Leann piloted us via Metro and Train to the correct station (helped by the pink carpet and the “pink finger folks” urging us on)…then we had at least a 2 mile walk (definitely 25 minutes) to the venue….! (Photos below – blog being recalcitrant and not letting me insert interstitially)

Men’s C singles U.S.A came in #1. Yay team!

The women’s scull from the Netherlands named after Laura, a gal on the MRA B’s, came in first by a *long* way. Yay, Laura!

We sang “Sweet Caroline” (dum-dum-DUM) with 1,000s of our besties (we sang a French song about the Champs Elysees last night at the Trampoline). HERE is a link if you have Facebook (I also posted some of the race videos on my page there).

USA women’s 8 came in 5th, USA Men’s 8 took Bronze. (The rower cheering behind us had taken Gold the day before for the U.S. and was there to cheer the other guys on.)

I took a lot of video that I posted to my rowing gang, so not 100% sure I can share it here. (The most fun part, frankly, is the “Sweet Caroline”.)

The Ament family came back to our hotel and we were able to squeak under the “deadline” of the highly-rated pizza place next door – and it was definitely great! (They’re closed 2-7 pm which is basically when Leann and I kept trying to go.)

Leann braved the market alone (I was working on this) and got us breakfast for tomorrow, and *the cutest* little baby outfit for a friend’s baby daughter.

Two photos, then I’m done. The first is of very well dressed “Minions” handing out the medals at the awards ceremony. The second is the guy making potato brochettes at the Rowing venue. NOM NOM. Time for bed! Might have some photos and maybe a video to add tomorrow. But then again – I might not 🙂

Step Count for yesterday: 18,592. Today’s: 14,359. Did have a foot issue this morning, but only because I was too embarrassed to ask for the Aments to slow down when walking back to the train. I have no pain if I take slow, about half-strides, which Leann finds comical as she “practiced” long strides at home to keep up with me 🙂

ADDED PHOTOS (yes, it’s now “the next morning”):

And finally, some of Leann’s photos from yesterday – Laura’s boat for the win; launching the women’s 8; women’s medal ceremony (and Canadians rowing their boat back in their sweats with their medals on); Phryges; British audience member decked out in his boater, rowing jacket, and rowing tie; more potato brochette photos; pizza! (Once again having blog problems so it won’t let me re-order them . . . Suffice it to say . . . Audience or Road shots -> Launching -> Rowing -> Medals -> Potato spiral brochette -> Pizza 😉

Final edit on this is today (August 4th) – we are to Versailles, then beach volleyball at the base of the Eiffel Tower 🙂 Probably another ton of photos!