My Crossfit Journey: An “Old Lady’s” Guide To Crossfit & 5 Things You’ll Want To Know

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I started Crossfit last year, on September 6th. As I type this post, that means I have been doing Crossfit for 9 months.

triathlon photo 77In the year before starting Crossfit, I had done a few marathons and half marathons (5), some open-water swims in the S.F. Bay (brrr!), and a Olympic distance triathlon. The year before that, I did an Ironman, because I wanted to do an Ironman before turning 50.

This might sound like it makes me a bad-ass. Far from it. Look, someone has to bring up the back of the pack in the dark – that’d be me. Sure, I’ll agree with you – there are a lot of folks out there that don’t get off the couch to do anything . . . and in fact, if you look back in this blog going way, way back, you’ll see that was me. (This blog chronicles my “Couch Potato to Ironman” journey if you go back far enough.)me thumbs up

But here’s the thing. After having some health issues, as my birthday came around last year (September), I found myself in the unenviable position of being almost 40 pounds overweight. I didn’t fit in any of my clothes, and all the biking/running /swimming in the world wasn’t budging it. I’d like to pretend that it was all “muscle,” but last Fall I had a fat “dunk test” (that I blogged about back there somewhere) – and I was 30% fat by weight. Oh and believe me, you knew it – my muffin top had a muffin top.

body dunk tankI have recently been reading some great blog posts about gals who were transformed by Crossfit. HERE is one by a Crossfit franchise owner and competitor (Talayna Fortunato), HERE is one about “regular” Crossfit women by a gal who started out overweight (it’s long, but well worth the read).

When I read a lot of these articles now, I actually get a bit depressed. Why? Because here I am nine months along, and I’m nowhere near where everyone else is. In fact, I started Crossfit just two days after the gal who wrote the “Crossfit Women: The Truth” post linked above (the long one). And look at how remarkable she is now. I still can’t do a pullup, a proper pushup or burpee, or innumerable other things.

One thing you'll get used to - chalk basically EVERYWHERE. Yes, this is me.
One thing you’ll get used to – chalk basically EVERYWHERE. Yes, this is me.

Okay, so she is young enough to be my daughter. But here I am, 9 months later, and I don’t have some dramatic “Before and After.” I go to Crossfit 3-5 days a week (yes, really), rain or shine, and you can’t really tell, compared to all the other “Before and Afters” – including the one at the top of this page (which is not me, by the way).

But that’s what I’m here to talk about. Oh sure, when I’m snuggled up in my bed and the alarm goes off, I think two, three, ten times about actually swinging my legs over the side and putting on my athletic clothes. But I do it. Because, dramatic “Before and After” or not, Crossfit is about community. And besides, I will not lie to you, it feels pretty bad-ass to lift a big metal bar above your head – even if it weighs a tenth of anyone else’s.

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The Regionals

I suppose that we’ve all felt “community” at some point in our lives – whether it’s folks at Bingo who would rib you if you didn’t show up, or your Book Club, or even a Zumba or Jazzercise class you did for a while in your past. But the Crossfit community is a bit different.

Here’s an example: One of our coaches, Amanda Norton, recently made it to the Crossfit Regionals. You don’t need to know what that is, just know it’s huge. She wound up having a hard time on the second day of competition, though she had worked her way up to 11th in our Region the day before (awesome!). During this workout, she was only about 3/4 of the way through when the top 10 women (who were competing in her same Heat) were already finished. Did they leave the field? Continue to lie panting on the mat, after their own enormous efforts?

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Amanda doing legless rope climbs at the Regionals

 No. They surrounded her and cheered her on, coaching her, cajoling her. I talked to her about it afterwards – some folks might hate that and, like Garbo, ‘Vant to be Left Alone!” – but she said it was awesome. Here she is, surrounded by “Crossfitters whose names are known” – Crossfitters who compete for a living – giving her “Atta Girls” when she feels like giving up.

Amanda is the one in black standing. All the other gals are the Top 10 cheering her on.
Amanda is the one in black standing. All the other gals are the Top 10 cheering her on.

 

Crossfit is also the only sport where the entire audience generally actually does the sport. While a very small percentage of the audience of, say, a football game has ever had experience on the field, just about everyone at a Crossfit competition is doing their best to do the exact same movements that the competitors are doing. 

That’s amazing, when you think about it. 

If you’re over 40 and you’re considering Crossfit (or over 50, like I was), here are a few things that I researched before I went that I think you should know – and a couple of things that I didn’t know but I wish I could tell my “about-to-be-Crossfitting” self now, 9 months later, before she started. In no particular order.

1.  Crossfit has a “lingo.” You’ll want to familiarize yourself with it before you go.  

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Being a lawyer, a Virgo, and a “Year of the Ox,” this is something I looked into before I started. Like any other sport or endeavor, Crossfit has its own language. HERE is a great article that discusses the “lingo” that you should probably understand, HERE is another one that gives you a pretty comprehensive Beginners Guide to Crossfit. Last but not least, HERE is an article by a gal who does a blog I have followed for a while – she’s fun to read. 😉

Bar-facing burpees. Yes, I am so tired I'm resting my head on the PVC pipes I was jumping over.
Bar-facing burpees. Yes, I am so tired I’m resting my head on the PVC pipes I was jumping over.

What do you need to know? Well, you’ll likely have an On-Ramp or Beginner’s Introduction at the box (gym) you choose, and they will give you the basics. But I’d say that, while coaches will continue to patiently show you the difference between a Shoulder Press, a Push Jerk, and a Push-Press months later, you’re expected to understand acronyms like AMRAP (As Many Reps As Possible), WOD (Workout Of the Day), RFT (Rounds For Time), and EMOM (Every Minute On the Minute) pretty quickly. Do familiarize yourself with the lingo before you go – just like you’d probably listen to some language CDs before you flew off to travel in a foreign country. Knowing just a bit will go a long way, trust me.

One way to do this is to download and listen to podcasts in your car – this will introduce you to some of the “lingo.” Just know that when I first started, I had to keep a running list of words I didn’t understand, to “translate” when I got home. “Globo” gym? “Swole”? The place I Crossfit doesn’t use these terms – but the Community does. Just put “Crossfit” into the Search box in iTunes or (if you’re Android) DoubleTwist. HERE is Barbell Shrugged, probably the best known one; another is The WODCast Podcast. HERE is one just for women that I like – if you’re my age they’re young enough to be your daughters . . . and in fact, you’ll hear that they refer to “Mom Sandy” now and again. Yes, that’s me.

1.4 blog     And, as an aside – since I just mentioned coaches – not all Crossfits are equal. It’s all run by humans. So if you walk into a Crossfit and you don’t feel comfortable there, leave! There’s likely another Crossfit somewhere near you. I actually “quit Crossfit” (never to come back) after my first month at a different box (gym), but then a Groupon led me back to where I work out now, where I fit right in. As I also knew I sucked at Crossfit (after being told that innumerable times by the coach I’d had at the first box I tried), it was important to my ego that I knew no one at the box I chose. I didn’t want to look like a complete idiot in front of people I knew, when the workout was too much for me. I just detested the idea of one of my Crossfit-obsessed friends saying kindly, standing over my prostrate body: “WOW, you were in the Marines/did an Ironman/did 5 marathons and a triathlon last year/swam from Alcatraz, but you are having trouble lifting that PVC pipe over your head?” There are lots of articles about choosing the right box for you – HERE is an article I liked, but there are lots out there.  Learn the Lingo so you don’t feel stupid – and Find The Right Box For You.

2.  Face It – You’re Older Than Everyone Else. And You’re Broken. 

1.6blog     The owner of our Crossfit box and I were chatting the other day. While I’m still older than most of the folks that go there, it’s not as if I’m so much older that I could be their mother. (In this ONE THING they haven’t lapped me . . . ha ha.) Our box is “known” to have an older (meaning, over 30) crowd, and what that means, according to the owner, is that “everyone is walking through that door with something wrong with them.”

This is so true! For me, I’ve had a shoulder and knees issue for decades now. My husband (who is now doing Crossfit with me when he can) has back issues. We’re both heavier than we should be. But the beauty of this is that the coach leading your Crossfit workout has been trained by Crossfit to “scale” the workout for you.

Here’s one thing I will tell you though – don’t be too attached to your injuries and aches/pains. Because if you are cautious – if you don’t go too hard, but you do go hard enough, you might wind up losing them.

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Air Squat

When I started Crossfit, I couldn’t squat down unassisted with my heels on the ground (called an “Air Squat” or “Third World Squat”) more than a few inches from standing. As in, I could go down maybe 4″. (And I’m over 6′ tall.) The coach had me start by holding onto a vertical steel post, walking my hands down and back up, because otherwise my big bootie would pull me backwards, and my ankles/hips/knees didn’t have the range of motion to support me. I worried about my chronically painful knees. I wondered what I was doing there. I cried behind the building on more than a few runs, where I was so last that folks had already lapped me before I turned the corner.

But now – 9 months later – though I haven’t had the dramatic changes detailed in that article I linked above from the gal who started on almost the same day as me, I can squat down to 13″ from the floor, with my heels flat, and not holding on. (I 1.8blogsquat down to a stack of weight plates, “touch and go” – and given the fact that my legs are so long, I’m right at the point where I’m actually squatting and my femur is parallel to the floor. A ways more to go – but not as far as I’ve come!)

People are supposed to be able to squat. We were not made to be sitting in chairs! The thing is – after 50 years of sitting in chairs, it’s hard to get back what you could do as a child with no effort.

I’m also, to some extent, “lifting heavy things” while squatting. All those months squatting down while holding onto the vertical, or squatting down to lower and lower wooden boxes while holding a PVC pipe, I almost gave up hope. But this past month, I’ve been doing Front Squats (a squat while holding a barbell across your chest/shoulders) and Back Squats (a squat while holding a barbell across your shoulders behind your neck) down to about a 15″ stack of weight plates, with about 30kg (about 60 pounds or so).

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Back Squat. No, this is not me!

When I read about the weights “other girls” do these exercises at, I can still get depressed. I can’t help myself. But if you’re reading this, I’m here to tell you that if you feel depressed, Hell, don’t give up – WRITE ME. I am the poster child for perseverance in the face of NO Crossfit ability. I don’t say that with some sort of false humility, believe me. I have been at this 4-5 times a week for 9 months, and I still can’t do most of the moves at “Rx” (Crossfitspeak for “the way it’s supposed to be done,” as opposed to “Scaled”).

But I keep at it. And, before I did those marathons and such? Nada. I was the girl who – constantly – tried to get her doctor father to write her notes so that she wouldn’t have to go to gym class. Seriously.

3.  Once You Start Crossfit, You’re Going To Talk About Crossfit – And Face The Haters.

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Before you tell me what “everyone says” about Crossfit being the easiest way to kill yourself, HERE is a great post that addresses that issue.

1.11blog1.12blogBut as for talking about Crossfit . . . I swore I wasn’t going to be one of those people who’s life revolves around the box. The thing is, that once you get into it, you sort of can’t help yourself. You’re going to be doing some outrageous things, working super hard. So you’re going to laugh (cackle…) at all those articles and memes that have to do with burpees (sort of a tortured jumping jack/pushup combo), peeing during double-unders (passing the jump rope 2x under your feet in one jump – I still can’t do this consistently, though as an old lady, I have the peeing thing down…), double-entendres about “snatches,” etc. I don’t talk about Crossfit in “real life,” but I do have whole Pinterest boards filled with Crossfit photos that inspire me, including funny Crossfit memes, and, of course, the inevitable Paleo Recipes board. That leads me to the next thing . . .

1.13blog4.  You’re Going To Want To Know The Difference Between Paleo, and Primal, and Zone, and . . . Crossfitters are, as a breed, inveterate bodyhackers. But, on the most basic level, because you’re working out so hard (or maybe to keep your mind off it), time before and after the WOD (Workout Of the Day, remember?) often revolves around food. There are vegan Crossfitters, Paleo Crossfitters (probably most of them), “Primal” Crossfitters (Paleo + Dairy), Zone followers, Bulletproof Coffee aficionados . . . but in general, if you’re doing Crossfit, just trust me on this: it will become less and less easy to drive through McDonald’s or graze through a box of Oreos.

1.14blog     Crossfitters, in general, are really interested in getting the optimal “bang” from their food – because if you eat crappy, you lift crappy. Some are more obsessed than others – but that goes for anything. The thing that I have found is that people often “back into” healthy eating after having done Crossfit for a while. Sometimes boxes (gyms, remember?) have Challenges that have to do with healthy eating, sometimes it’s just becoming more curious about how what you eat is fueling you. If you have some weight to lose and you’re just beginning, I’d say from personal experience not to change too much until you ‘re a few months in. Then, see how eating “cleaner” or at least “differently” affects your workouts. Don’t do it all at once – you’ll quit. Trust me. Remember, this is going to be a lifelong thing. (Right?) So get Crossfit down first. Then, get your eating in line.

Again, there are some GREAT “thought leaders” in this area. If you just go to one website, I’d suggest Nora Gedgaudas – she is AMAZINGLY knowledgable, her book is fantastic, her podcast is spectacular. HERE is the link to her website.

Two of my other favorite podcasts are HERE and HERE.The first one (Dave Asprey/Bulletproof Executive) talks about himself a LOT – he’ll ask the guest a question and then talk about himself for five minutes. You have to sort of get around that (sometimes I can’t stand it), because he has amazing guests (and, sometimes, he even lets them get a word in edgewise). If you really like one of the guests, you can write down their name on your “things to look up after this podcast” list, then follow them on their podcast, or get their book on half.com (cheapest on the internet). It’s a good way to tiptoe into the rabbit hole that is this area, if it’s new to you.

me pulling the "sled" last week with 50k (about 110 lbs.) Raaaawrrrr
me pulling the “sled” last week with 50k (about 110 lbs.) Raaaawrrrr

The second podcast I linked, Jonathan Bailor/Smarter Science of Slim & The Calorie Myth has a LOT of episodes, and I would suggest you start with #1 and “work your way up.” (With Asprey/Bulletproof Executive, you can jump around and just pick a guest or topic that interests you.) Why start all the way with the first one on Bailor’s podcast? Because the old podcasts actually detail everything that’s found in his new book (The Calorie Myth) – then you don’t have to buy it. 😉 Again – pick and choose – but if you start with these two guys (as both of them do a lot of interviewing), you will be able to branch out into folks who interest you, when you hear them interviewed. But take it from me – this whole area is really interesting. You’ll discover how messed up what we have been told about “Calories and Exercise” is. Sometimes, I look up at the clock and realize an hour or two has passed when I’m listening or kanoodling on the internet, following up on notes I took while listening. As I said to a friend the other day after one particularly deep dive: “Gee . . . it’s dark down here. And there are a whole lot of bunnies.” (You figure that one out 😉 )

5.  You’re Going To Die At First. Then, You’ll Get Better. Then, You Will Feel Better. Look. There’s just no fun way to say this. No matter how “scaled” your first workout or two is/are in Crossfit, you’re going to wake up the next day, and you may not be able to make it down the stairs, or out of your car, or lift your arm up to brush your teeth. (Though THIS VIDEO is about the day after a Marathon – and is one of my favorite laugh-out-loud videos – it could easily apply to Crossfit.)

1.15blogCrossfit, even scaled Crossfit, is hard! My husband often can’t make it to the Crossfit workout (though he tries to go once or twice a week), and so he seems to just perpetually bounce from his muscles feeling “heavy” to being actually sore all the time. It’s going to happen to you. Unless you’re coming from being a crack athlete and gymnast, you’ll be sore. But go back – it will get better as you get better. I’m rarely sore-sore any more, though my muscles often do feel heavy. More importantly, I’m never “ache-y” any more, which was the hallmark of my existence before Crossfit. My shoulder ached. My knees ached. My hip ached.

Now, 9 months later, I not only haven’t “hurt myself doing Crossfit” (as many, many people have, generally because they do something over a coach’s objection) but I have “healed myself.” I haven’t lost a lot of weight, but I walk differently. My shoulders are “back and down” – I don’t tilt forward in that pre-dowager’s-hump/computer-sitter posture any more. I also have lost what a friend used to tease were “bags of dead mice” hanging off the back of my upper arms. Oh sure – I still have back fat, and front fat, and cellulite, and grey hair, even. But I feel better. And things are looking up.

me visiting Crossfit Pohaku on the Big Island of Hawaii
me visiting Crossfit Pohaku on the Big Island of Hawaii

This is a long post! I probably have missed some stuff – maybe things that are more important. But if I come back to one thing – it’s the Community.

I’ve now done Crossfit while travelling – and it’s such a great experience. Once you’ve mastered the lingo and have some idea of what you’re doing, visiting other Crossfit boxes can be a great way to meet folks almost anywhere you go.

But  – and I really gotta wrap this up! – if you’re starting Crossfit, I’d love to be part of your Community. If you’re considering Crossfit, and you have some questions – I’ll Reply to any Comments as best I can. I’d be happy to help, if that’s possible. Remember – there are no “stupid” Questions – only unasked ones.

Why ask me? Because I really am not very good at Crossfit. But I love it, I love the people that are involved in it, and I seem to think that it will be part of Me for a long, long time.

If you’re a Crossfitter, What is the best part about Crossfit? Why do you keep coming back? What would you tell your “just about to start Crossfit” self?

If you’re not a Crossfitter, What is spurring you on to do this? What excites you about the idea? What scares you?

FitKnix – Looking for an Undie Upgrade? DANG good athletic (and all-around) underwear for women

FitKnix(R) Athletic Bikini Style
FitKnix(R) Athletic Bikini Style

I can’t believe I’m writing a post about underwear. Yup, they’re that good.

I recently did a Kickstarter for FitKnix Athletic Underwear. And noooo,

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they are not paying me for this post. (Just in case you were wondering.)

FitKnix’s undies come in thong, bikini, boy short, curvy, lacy . . . well, check’em out, the link is above. They’re made out of a whisper-soft but strong seamless Lycra, that not only eliminates panty lines, but washes fine in a regular clothes washer (they come with a little zipper bag to use so your other clothes don’t snag them). You don’t want to put them in the dryer, but they wash just fine.

They have two different “gusset” (a/k/a crotch) types. One is antimicrobial 100% cotton. The other has leak-resistant sides, and can hold 1-3 tsp of … moisture. Crossfit Double Under Champs, take note!

Frankly, I thought this would be super weird. But, what the heck, I thought I’d give it a try. And I’m super pleasantly surprised. They’re comfy – the gusset is a bit “stiffer” than your usual panty gusset, but the benefit of that is it also eliminates the dreaded “camel toe” (yes, I did say that).

1.2blogI personally got the bikini style, so that’s what I can speak to. Now let’s talk about fit. I started Crossfit with a bubble butt already – and as all you Crossfit Laydeez know, it don’t go down from there. Everyone grows their junk differently, but for me, it meant as my squats got lower and the weight on my bar went up, I wound up with, basically, a plumber’s crack when wearing panties that used to fit. There just wasn’t enough yardage to cover my newer “higher/rounder” boo-tay. If I pulled’em up, my apple cheeks popped out the bottom. Sooooo attractive.

The bikini style fits me perfectly. It covers up the aforementioned plumber’s crack, without any cheek escape at the bottom. And for something so thin, I’m shocked they don’t ride up, stay totally comfy, and they are, as they say in the trades, “moisture wicking.” Yes Virginia, I mean butt/hip sweat. And the Double Under Thing? Yup, they work. I’m not saying anything more.

So if you’re in the market for some new undies, I’d definitely recommend giving these a try. They are not cheap (remember, I did a Kickstarter so got them at a discount) – but considering I was one of those gals who roamed Ross looking for something that might fit while also being priced at less than a latte for a three-pack, I figure it’s time to (ahem) put on some big girl panties and wear something that looks good, doesn’t leave a line, and that works not only for every day but also for athletic use.

I did check to see what their Returns policy is – not for me, but for you (mine are SO not going back). You can Exchange them if they don’t fit for a new size/style, but there are no Returns per se.

So if you’re looking for an Undie Upgrade, thought I’d pass this info along. They’re cute, strong, super comfortable, and barely there. Way to go, FitKnix.

 

May 26th – cautiously optimistic!

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muscle percentage – up!
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fat percentage – down!

Well, I’m cautiously optimistic. I’m down 1.2 pounds, BUT most importantly, I’m down 3.4% in fat – !! My muscle percentage is up – I’d have to go check the scale because I can’t remember exactly what it was (luckily, it keeps a record). But I know it was 30.something. Pastor/Coach Bill even said to me today that it looked like I was “leaning out” which felt good. He was the one who was quite overweight, then started doing Crossfit (a while back – I want to say 5-6 year ago) and after his first year – and ever since! – he’s gotten to the Games – !!!

I’m not particularly hungry on this “eating plan.” Granted, sure, I “cheat” – as in, we still have “champagne Sundays.” But it’s interesting – I feel odd when I “cheat eat” . . . as “cheating” as I get, mind you. This is not a bag of potato chips, or a cupcake. Example – we went out for sushi yesterday after the theatre with Mom and Dad (3-1/2 hour play! It was good but – holy cats!), and (since I’m allergic to fish) I had a number of California rolls. Then I went home, and went to bed! (laugh!) The rice just did me in. I suppose it’s good, in a way – and as I said, I don’t feel faint, lightheaded, angry, or “whatever” at all, like I have on other eating regimes.

One thing though that’s kinda funny – H mentioned it to me yesterday. I have become an organizing FREAK. I’m usually pretty much a proponent of the entropy style of drawer and cabinet organization…but I’ve been FANATICALLY cleaning out and organizing all the drawers in the kitchen, etc. One thing that this eating regime is supposed to do – if it’s WORKING – is to eliminate the “brain fog” that’s part of having hormone dysregulation. I didn’t really think I had it – but now, I have so much energy, and this “desire” for organization, I’m thinking that I’ve had “brain fog” for a long, long time and just didn’t know what it was. H thinks it’s hilarious, mind you. I mean, all the pots and lids are together . . . even the dreaded “junk drawer” and “tupperware cabinet” are now completely organized.

Yesterday I painted the air conditioning units – my TAR workout for the day. Way up on a ladder – well, “way up” for me (2nd story of our house), and leaning out off the ladder to paint the units on all sides. Today, I have some law work to do, but I did Murph at Crossfit with Tracy and her daughter Lilly (and their dog Tai lol). It’s run a mile (we all did that), then 100 pullups, 200 pushups, 300 squats (which we just did “round robin”), then run a mile (which we split, I did 1/2 mile, they did 1/2 mile). The pullups was the one where we’d each fail the soonest, so whenever the pullup person would do “enough” they would basically tag out the push up person, who would then tag out the squat person, who would go do pullups. I thought I could do the pullups with the black band, but not today! So I had to have the black band plus the red band. Tracy did it on the red band, Lilly did jumping. The interesting thing is this black band didn’t feel as “thick” as usual – I’m curious if they’re all lifting the same weight. (Yes, that’s me trying to somehow reconcile why I could do the green band Friday and I couldn’t even do the black today…)

We were the only team – most folks did it alone, or did it alone AND with weights (Martin, Karen, Mikaela, etc.) After, I went with Tracy J. to get a book for her travels with Guy to Poland and wine tasting in France. She hadn’t read “Almost French” so she got that, plus The Railway Men – Guy is reading a book about the Washington (State?) crew team that she’s going to read then loan to me.

And, that’s all she wrote for today 😉 I have to go do the work that needs to be done – I’ve procrastinated all weekend about it.

 

May 20 – Day 267 – YAY Dave and Connor!

I am SO EXCITED – finally watched the final episode of The Amazing Race last night – and Dave & Connor won it, and the Country Singer Girls came in 2nd! SO SO excited!

The weirdest part is that last week (I WISH I had written it here!) I had this “premonition” – when I was up on the ladder painting the air conditioning units, thinking about TAR – that went something like ‘Wonder if they’d ever put teams up to do like window washing?” Yes, I really did. I can’t believe it – since the 2nd to last Challenge was for them to go up in window washing “rigs” and change bulbs in the “I” on the “Mirage” hotel sign in Vegas. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it.

I often have “premonition” thoughts like this (my friend Joy from Girls Gone WOD Podcast and I have discussed this), and unfortunately I VERY RARELY write them down, or tell someone about them. Then when they happen, I have this “DANG IT!” experience – because of course the reaction is “Oh yeah, sure, you thought of this.” Amazing!

So as for a TAR Tip: When they were screwing in the lightbulbs, it seemed that each person on each team kept track of how many they personally did, then added the two up. I think it would have been better, perhaps better Television, and also kept the fear at bay (holy moley they were WAY UP THERE!) to do it out loud. It would have especially been better Television, because you would have had the team going 1-2…then they could cut away, then 50…. then 241! (That was the final number.) I was thinking that if (when!) Moddie and I were doing it, I’d be doing them top down, she would be doing them bottom up! (All the teams did it top down, but then again, they didn’t have such disparate sizes.)

So why am I blogging again? I know- shock – 3 posts in 2 days! Probably because I didn’t go to Crossfit again this morning.

H is gone on a work trip, and I didn’t go yesterday because I had to get him out of here. Tuesday I normally go to Crossfit with him, at 6:30 p.m., and I might still do it. But I just set an alarm to go off this afternoon, and to go out and do a hike up the hill and back, with weights on my back. I really do think I gotta get on the stick with that stuff. So I am starting today.

I did wind up quitting yoga work/trade. I do feel “bad” about it. But not perhaps how you’d think. I feel “bad” in more of a “stupid” fashion. I have done that work/trade for . . . lord, 1-1/2 years now . . . and I would have to say that I haven’t even averaged 1x/week if you look at it across the entirety of the time I did it. Gail did say that I still get “credit” through I think she said June 21st to “use” work/trade, which I really do need to do. (Note there the “need” not “want” – that’s interesting.)

I spoke with Wendy (the yoga instructor) about this yesterday. I talked about having to lose the weight, and really being committed to that more than anything else right now. She said that she understood that. It’s not like I’m weak, or faint, or anything (actually far from it) with this “new eating plan” – in fact, I feel more “galvanized” to REALLY lose it this time. (For whatever reason.) I think it’s probably all the weighing of every single thing I eat – it’s SUCH a pain in the neck, but I keep telling myself I can stop, AFTER I lose the 35 pounds. As such, I have to cut anything out that is not moving me toward that goal. The yoga was great, and I actually know that people that do yoga (especially Power Yoga) really burn a TON of fat and get into AMAZING shape. I just think that’s not me “right now.” Right now, I’m “thicker” than I’ve ever been, and, as Wendy said to me, I can always start work/trade again if I want, and I can do yoga when I’m happier in my body.

That’s what happened with pole dancing for me – I gave it up when I started to gain weight, and it was just not comfortable for me to do it any more. I loved it – but that extra weight just made it too difficult to do what I wanted to do. Moreover, where I had learned had not spent a lot of time on “preventative” issues – hence, my shoulder getting so messed up. (They didn’t even have you swap hands – you always have one dominant “pole hand” that you’re holding on with, and the other hand that is generally off the pole e.g. when you’re twirling, etc. – and my pole hand was my right hand – which led to the shoulder issues that just never cleared up – until Crossfit.)

I feel pretty motivated today by how things are moving forward. We’ll see. I’m cautiously optimistic, and feel that I can “stick this eating plan out” until the weight is gone – then add back things SLOWLY but I am now committed to the understanding (as two of my doctors have been harping on me about) that “this is how it goes after menopause” – that my portions/calories have to be DRAMATICALLY lower than someone younger. It’s sad, but it’s the “granny on the ice flow” issue – once you’re past your reproductive heyday, to keep from being “pushed out on the ice flow,” metabolically, you need FAR FAR FAR less food than you did before, because you just use it more efficiently/don’t burn it up as fast.

weight body fat 2 7 14I thought that I could just cut all the “bad stuff” (not that we ate that much “bad stuff”) out of my diet, and the fat would just melt off. Seriously, I did. So now for the past…wow, LONG TIME, I have been gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-and-sugar-substitute-free (except a drop or two of stevia in my tea), bean/legume-free, soy-free, starchy-vegetable-free (e.g., potatoes, etc.), white-food-free (no rice, etc.) . . . yeah, as I’ve always said, my “eating clouds and unicorn feathers” diet! I had, however, moved into a higher fat diet (e.g., Bulletproof coffee, etc.) I just think that will be fine once I have actually lost the fat I already have – but I don’t think that it lends itself to burning that fat. That’s what “the experts say” should happen – but it didn’t. Whether it’s just that I don’t need as much “energy” as “the experts” imagine, or what, but though I didn’t gain weight – and I felt better than I’ve likely ever had! – the higher-fat diet didn’t affect my own personal fat percentage (31%) at ALL.

So now, I’m eating the same dang thing every day (I get to swap out the “green” vegetable – but everything has to be weighed). I’m also eating things that were completely off my list (like corn). I’m willing to give it a go. As Jen from Wine to Weighlifting said, she would never be able to sustain this eating plan/number of calories. The thing is – that I don’t feel hungry, I don’t feel faint, etc. Though I do feel “nosh-y” – the desire to eat something – that’s really just a “mouth thing” not a “hunger” thing. It’s interesting. This is only week two, but we’ll see how it goes.

The picture is my weight, and fat percentage (180.8 lbs., 30.1%). I was up as high as 185, but I was at 182 when I started it last Monday (didn’t take a picture), same fa percentage. This is where I am now. I figure I will weigh myself every Monday. What is my “ideal” weight? 150-155. Yes, I’m tall, but I am skin-nee. That’s what I weighed at my best shape ever, very buff and lean. (Not “lean and no muscle” – 155 is my “lean and buff” weight.) All during my 20s until I really started working out I was 140 – that gives you some idea.

And, what’s the eating plan again? Just so you remember, it’s from a nutritionist (in Ecuador), and is based on chemistry balancing:
Breakfast: gluten-free English Muffin with no yeast in the ingredients (or 2 slices yeast-free bread) with 2.0 oz part-skim mozzarella cheese; BIG glass (16 oz) water with Alkalime added, BIG cup of tea with stevia. (you can have coffee but it has to be black, or black with stevia, and I only do coffee with cream.)
Snack: 150g. watermelon or 2 tangerines, or 1 passion fruit, tea/stevia, water. If before either of the two snacks I’ve worked out, replace that snack with a 30g protein shake immediately after the workout (if I don’t have it between finishing and 20 minutes after, I don’t get it, I get the usual snack).
Lunch: 1 ear corn, 8 oz green veg (asparagus, salad with 1t. olive oil/lemon, spinach), 4oz meat (chicken, beef, pork, fish, etc.)
Snack: 4 gluten-free crackers, tea/stevia, water
Dinner: Same as lunch.
In Bed: 16 oz. water with full spectrum minerals, herbal tea.
Herbal tea, water, water with lemon/lime/ginger, black coffee or tea with stevia any time.

So that’s all she wrote, folks 😉

To continue…or not to continue…that is the puzzler (yoga work trade)

So.

Back seemingly a billion years ago (I think it’s coming up on a year, but it might actually be 2!), I started yoga at a bikram studio nearby. I was doing it with my friend Belinda which was great – we each got a Groupon (actually, I got the Groupon for her so she’d go with me!), and we went pretty religiously.

In fact, I’m almost sure that it was coming up on 2 years ago (wow!) – because I always seem to do these crazy things around my birthday and the holidays – and “this past” year, I started Crossfit. so this was like a year and a half ago.

Belinda found out that we could do work-trade, which would give us free yoga in exchange for working for the studio 2-1/2 hours/week. That sounded like a great deal, because yoga is not inexpensive. We both started doing work-trade, and would meet for yoga. Ultimately though, the heat was really bothering her, and so she wasn’t able to use the yoga like she’d thought she would, and after a while, she dropped out of doing the work-trade.

I’ve kept at it, and I keep telling myself that the 2-1/2 hours that I’m working will “goad” me into using the yoga weekly. It just isn’t happening.

Part if it always comes down to that “community” thing. I haven’t really found the “community” or “social” aspect in the yoga studio that I have at, for example, Crossfit, or Spin when I used to do that. The idea that if I don’t show up, someone will ask where I’ve been.

want to want to go to yoga. And when I do go, I do like it – I do a one hour (not 90 minute) bikram class, and I do like how it makes me feel.

But right now, I feel like I have a lot going on. I want to work long-distance aerobics back into my schedule (as per the previous post), and if I weren’t doing work-trade, I could do it Mondays at that “sweet spot” of time (2:30-5:00 p.m.) Considering that I try to get to the bikram class before that (1:30-2:30) – and that’s usually the only yoga class that I wind up making – I am out of pocket from 1:15-5:15 p.m. on Mondays, and I think I could do something more productive with this time.

That said, as H is usually working in the city on Mondays, I have this sneaking suspicion that I’m likely to just fritter the time away.

I think I’m going to send an email to the manager before I chicken out, telling her that I have to quit doing this. It’s just not “time economically” smart for me. I know that I”m one of the best work trade people she has – she was VERY upset when Belinda left, and I know that I’m at least as good if not better than she was. (I also steam clean the floor, which no one does otherwise.)

I’ve written to Moddie, to see whether she might be able to do something TAR-ish on Mondays with me at that time – and it would also mean I would go back to doing Crossfit on Mondays, because I wouldn’t be “stuck” with a day that was cut up too badly to get any work done.

I wish I had more “will power” – because I do know that yoga is “good for me” and would be “good for me” to do. But at this moment, my goals really are to lose the weight, which in my own little pea brain is better served by going back to doing something more highly aerobic during that time – and who knows, after I lose the 35 pounds, I’m quite sure the manager would welcome me back with open arms (as I KNOW that I’m good at this). The key is not pissing her off, which is not a simple task. Part of the issue is not only that I wind up not going to yoga because (like today!) I wind up having a work teleconference scheduled smack when class would be, but also H doesn’t really particularly “like” me doing the work-trade, because he sees it as a stupid trade-off, ROI-wise. He feels (which I think is probably true) that I should be doing something that gives me a better ROI – whether it’s working on my business during that time, or on myself.

That said – HERE GOES – I think I’m going to send that email now before I chicken out!!!

May 19 – Day 256 – catching up; regrouping for TAR

Last night, caught up on back episodes of The Amazing Race in anticipation of the finale – then didn’t watch it (don’t tell me! I’ll be watching it tonight.)

As always, my biggest Tip is: READ THE CLUE! Team “Brenchel” really messed up – actually read the clue OUT LOUD saying that they had to pick a boot (for a boot throw) that was either “an 9 and an 11” (as in, one of each) or “an 9 or an 11” (meaning, a pair from either size 9 or size 11), then Rachel specifically picks up a 10. It was odd. I actually replayed it (I was making dinner and listening) because I thought “oh, they must have read the clue to say “a size BETWEEN 9 and 11” – but, nope. READ THE CLUE! 🙂

At one point, the two Challenges were either learn to dance Flamenco, or do this “run through the streets with the bulls” thing where big beefy guys in big bull “bubbles” tried to run you down as you tried to read the clues. I know Moddie doesn’t like dancing, but HELLO, that comes up, WE ARE DANCING (laugh). That was brutal! One of the Afghanimals twisted his knee, which was a real bummer, as they’ve turned out to be rather likeable guys, and they wound up coming in 4th. They had said they would U-Turn the Brenchels, and they U-Turned the Cowboys – who came in 4th on that round. Interestingly, they probably made the right decision (thinking that the Cowboys are a stronger force to be reckoned with than the Brenchels), but I’m sure it was bittersweet when the Brenchels beat them out into the Top 3! Interestingly, Connor and Dave didn’t U-Turn anyone, saying they “couldn’t” – not sure why “couldn’t” versus “wouldn’t.” They wound up coming into the finale in first place, and I do want them to win, though I wouldn’t mind if the Country Singer Girls won. Seems implausible, but they’ve gotten “saved” twice by coming in dead last on non-elimination rounds. One I watched yesterday was in Switzerland, and watching the gal drag full metal jugs of milk down off a hillside made me want to lift weights while watching 🙂 Another “tip” – if given the chance to pick a dog to do something that involves dragging, PICK THE BIGGEST DOG. In this same Challenge, Connor picked a very energetic, sweet, female Bernese Mountain Dog to pull the milk cart, whereas the Cowboy picked a big beefy male. They were “neck and neck” but the Cowboy’s dog was just that much stronger, and Connor sort of had to pull his dog along.

Well, that’s enough of strategic thinking. My supposition at this point is that Moddie and my video wasn’t picked, sadly – because I think we would have learned by now. I think that they are going to do the filming sometime fairly soon, and as has been pointed out by other competitors, there is a LOT to do before the filming – getting visas, shots, etc. – so I think we have to send in another video on the next intake. 🙂

One thing that I’ve discovered this past week is that Crossfit is great, but it’s not enough. Yeah, I generally go 5 days a week, but I had two experiences this past week that were humiliating to say the least.

The first I think I wrote about – I went running with the Hash House Harriers in San Francisco. Granted, it was basically climbs up stairs and the worst hills in S.F. followed by long straightaways (not the most ingenious run), but I was completely done in after it. I don’t think we ran more than 4 miles.

Then yesterday, H and I went on a bike ride (both times I forgot my Garmin – which I just went and fetched in the disaster of construction in my ex-office and put into my new office) – it was all of 12 miles or so, from here around China Camp the “Trader Joe’s way” and back – and it just went disastrously. H had to wait, and wait, and wait – I wound up in an asthma attack at one point. What happened to the gal who could do 100+ mile rides, and handle China Camp three times around as an “off” day?

Well, she’s 35 pounds heavier, for one – and I now realize that while doing Crossfit has helped me to build some “aerobic capacity,” it’s more on the “sprint”-type side, than on the long distance side.

I suppose that should be self-evident, but I had thought that Crossfit would help in biking or running at least SOMEWHAT. Nope.

Okay – perhaps one thing – my shoulder didn’t ache after the biking as it’s been known to do, so that’s a good thing and I did notice that.

What this means is that after writing this, I need to go and to actually “slot in” longer aerobic periods. If I’m going to aim this at TAR, I think that I need to actually get on the stick and haul out H’s backpack, and start loading it up with weights and trudging it up to the top of the hill across the valley and back. It’s not hard, won’t take all that long, and will be good practice. I forget how long that turn-around is – I used to do it daily as part of marathon training (and used to run it!) – I don’t think it’s more than 2-3 miles round trip.

(Oh, as an aside, one of the Challenges – where the Brenchels chose the Wellington boot throwing – was at a manor home, and teams got to dress up in sort of “Downton Abbey”-esque clothing and skeet shoot. I’m not sure if Moddie would choose skeet shooting, but that is something I Have ALWAYS wanted to try!)

Anyway – so that’s where things stand. Second week of this eating regime, not particularly hungry, not weak, haven’t lost any weight or fat. Last week was:
Monday (5/12): Did the Hash run in the evening – killer, as detailed above.
Tuesday (5/13): Wound up having work to do, so didn’t make it to Crossfit, but walked Tam Valley to the ocean and back with Francine. It was SO HOT! (Up in the 100s Monday through Thursday – ridiculous!)
Wednesday (5/14): Did Work-Trade and Crossfit…I have my times and weights in my book, but it’s downstairs – this was a killer….
PART A: 5 Rounds For Max Reps
30 Sec On 30 Sec Off
Front Squat 40/25KG
Double Under
PART B: For Time
30 Wall Ball
40 Pull Up
50 Burpee
60 V-Up
70 Thruster 20/15KG
800M Run
Thursday: Did something not great to my shoulder on Wednesday (think it was the burpees), so took a pass (also had work to do). Archery with Kat – our first time on the range “alone” (without instructors).
Friday:
5 Rounds For Max Reps
30 Sec On 30 Sec Off
Rest 5 Min Between Each Couplet

Russian KBS 2/1.5P
Toes 2 Bar

Push Press 40/25KG
SDHP 40/25KG

Box Jump
Burpee
This took nearly 40 minutes just by the time alone. It was fun, but a killer. I didn’t do burpees (shoulder) – did “reverse” burpees which are like candlestick rocks, but in a ball instead of feet up. Hard on my knees near the end, but it was basically fun. Actually took my computer to the box, and worked on work there because I was supposed to get a call to go to coffee – it didn’t come, but got some work done on the couch there. Sometimes, when I get home and shower, etc., I spin my wheels – so I actually did get a good bit of work done though folks kept coming up and talking to me 😉 Friday night Tracy L. and Margo from the box came over for wine and appetizers – so I did break the “diet” for a couple glasses of white wine – the heat had lifted so it was super nice.

Saturday: H and I worked outside, including getting me up on a 2-story ladder to wash the air conditioning units and the top of the outdoor fireplace, in “anticipation” of painting. Raaaawr! (laugh) That night I had a Cookhouse cooking/dinner class, and I was exceedingly good (sigh). No wine, though it was flowing, etc. I did however have a fresh-baked chocolate chip cookie (gluten-free, blah blah blah, as all the Cookhouse classes are for “allergenistas”), but did NOT have any of the birthday cake they were passing around for one of the guys – helped clear the table instead.

Sunday: Yesterday was the bike ride, then champagne, yeah, and then I wonder why I’m not losing weight (laugh). Didn’t actually have lunch or snacks, and both breakfast and dinner were on the eating plan…made H a BUNCH of appetizers to have with the champagne…out of all the things that I didn’t want to have in the fridge any more! 🙂

Monday (today) – trying to catch up still – will try to get to yoga, though not sure I will make it, do have work trade to do. Also need to get H out – he has a trip to SLC. The plan for today is really mainly to get him out, get my desk and computer “cleared up,” make a couple calls, and prepare for tomorrow, when I plan to really start getting things up into the attic. (We christened the new attic stairs, etc. yesterday – YAY!)

My grandboy’s surgery is coming up in a bit more than a week (the 28th). REALLY HOPING that it works. Fingers crossed!

May 13 – Day 250!

Sometimes, things just snowball 😉

I used to have a great assistant, Chris, at the beginning of having my own law firm. (She, VERY SADLY, retired once she was of age to get social security – still miss her!) She had worked at my Big City Law Firm, and unfortunately they’d done a few stupid things, leading to her getting permanently disabled. (What sort of stupid things could get someone permanently disabled? Well, how’s about completely re-rigging the secretary/word processor stations so that you couldn’t “see” the computers if you were walking down the hall – meaning, all the computers and keyboards were completely unergonomic – and no matter how much she complained about it or tried to put her screen up on books, etc., they kept “citing her” for doing it – so ultimately, yup, like 4 carpal tunnel and neck surgeries later – POOF disabled.)

Oh – but I digress (how unusual!)

Chris used to commute into the city on the transit bus from Petaluma – which is a LONG WAY. She would get up at something like 5:00 a.m. to get to work on time and not get home until like 8 p.m. She raised two daughters, had community interests, paid her bills, went to the gym, and did this.

After she was just working for me (which was mostly virtual), she commented at one point that she couldn’t figure out how she could have DONE what she used to do. Meaning – that she was NOT working 40 hours a week, commuting, etc. – but seemed to still be running around like crazy.

That’s how I feel!

I am lucky to not have to work all that hard. Now, mainly that’s because I am The Best Wife Ever. My husband has a SUPER stressful job, and my “job” (as his career has advanced) is basically to take better and better care of him. I still have my law firm, still make $ on an MLM and also on my books. But I don’t have that 40+ hour a week job, commuting, etc.

And STILL I wind up not having “time enough” to do everything I want to do! HOW could that happen?!?!

Anyway – so I haven’t blogged for a while (my daughter nudged me about it today 😉 ) I have had some great stuff happen – got to spend some time with the grandboys which was a BLAST, been on a couple of weekend trips with the hubby, been shopping for a new car.

I have been going to Crossfit – and doing my work trade at yoga, and SOMETIMES even USING the yoga.

I am back doing a fantastic learning class with JLI on Wednesday nights, and Thursday nights, I’m doing Archery with my friend’s daughter Kat (which is a BLAST, I have to say!)

But I have stuff popping up constantly to “remind me” that I haven’t done my GiveIt100, my EveryMove, MyFitnessPal, name-that-tune.

I think that “way back when” I was actually sitting at a desk in the city every day, I somehow had “more time” to do things like that. Because you always had “lag” time – and you were in an office (not at home). When I have “lag time” at home, there’s always a cabinet to re-arrange or a shelf to tidy (or, face it, the cat to play with).

Today I did have a couple of billable client things to do – but I’ve been trying to clean out my FollowUpThen.com account some, before heading off to a walk with a friend in Tam Valley. I use FollowUpThen to “push forward” things that I want to read, or do, or reply to. The problem is that I just keep forwarding them! So I actually watched/read/replied to some, so I feel like I’ve gotten them a bit more manageable.

I started ANOTHER new eating thing today. Yes, yes, once again. I did a 21 day “Challenge” with some friends, and though I ate as I do (no gluten, blah blah blah) – plus this one allowed one glass of wine a week – I didn’t lose a pound OR any % of fat. So I’m going off the rails a bit.

I spoke with a friend, who is a nutritionist from Ecuador. This plan is based on alkaline/acid balance, and is quite regimented. As in, you have to weigh all your food (she loaned me a scale). It’s eating VERY different things that I’ve eaten in the past while. Her point is that I’m over 30 pounds higher than where I want to be, and have been for a LONG TIME now. Nothing seems to budge it. So she’s putting me on this plan, and we’re going to see how it goes. It’s very different than anything I’ve ever done. But her theory is that if I can get my body fat % down, FAR down, then I can add back things after that, and even if I fluctuate some, I’ll be at or around “goal.”

So, what does it consist of? Basically, eating every 2 hours – black coffee, 2 pieces gluten-free/yeast-free bread (I’m doing English Muffins) and 2 oz part skim cheese for breakfast, snack of 8 oz watermelon or 2 tangerines, lunch of 3 oz chicken, ear of corn, greens with lemon (asparagus, spinach, salad greens), snack again (or a glass of a protein shake if I work out – that’s what replaces the snack either morning or evening after Crossfit), dinner same as lunch. Herbal tea and 10 glasses of water during the day. It comes out to about what I have been eating “calorie-wise,” but it contains a lot of foods I haven’t had in forever (bread, cheese, fruit). What the Hell. At this point, I’ll try anything – SERIOUSLY!

Yesterday, I ran with the Hash House Harriers for the first time in YEARS. A friend wants to hash in Brunei and Borneo, and so wanted me to “take her” to a Hash basically. She’s a FAR better runner than I am – especially as I haven’t run AT ALL since September when I did the last Nike! Just a few 200m or 400m “here and there” at Crossfit. So we went, I basically clued her in on the do’s and don’ts of hashing, and she loped off (laugh). Seriously – it was BRUTAL. It went up to Coit Tower, up Little Lombard, up the Coit Gardens, around and up over Broadway and some hills over there – yes, we went down, too, but it was mainly stairs, stairs, and ridiculous climbs, with long, straight runs in between. NOT a “clever” Hash at all, and it basically knocked me out! It also went WAY later than I’d thought, because it was a “wine stop” run. What that means is that 3 times during the run, there is a 5 liter box of Franzia merlot along the way, and you can’t “progress” until the entire box of wine is drunk. Yeah, really. I was wearing a white shirt, so begged off (she doesn’t drink) – but there were certainly enough people to make that wine disappear. AND there was a beer check, too, then beer at the end. Ah, the Hash LOL.

It’s supposed to be 100 degrees today and HOTTER tomorrow. What a SMART idea to be going off hiking with a friend now at the heat of the day! (laugh). Well, off I go – then to Crossfit with H.

🙂

April 24 (Day 231) – REMEMBER THIS when things go sideways…

nyad oneHaven’t written in a while. Things are all basically the same ole’ same ole’ – Crossfit, work, a little yoga, etc. We went to Calistoga which was fun, planning our trip to Vancouver Island, etc.

One new thing is I started Archery lessons last week – I am NOT VERY GOOD but it feels awesome. I even conned my BFF Alex’s daughter to come with me tonight. She’s the one that YEARS ago when Hunger Games (the book) first came out said I would love it – then we both eagerly awaited the next books together! It’s going to be fun to go with her. She’s a great kid.

In fact – in Archery, I not once but TWICE hit a steel beam from the length of the shooting area SO hard that the arrow “panged” off it and back BEHIND the shooting line – yeah, shattered the arrow. What a bad *ss. LOL. Funniest part was (this steel beam is not very wide), the instructor joked “betcha can’t do THAT again,” and within about 4 more shoots I “pang!!!” – had indeed done it. I said “good thing we didn’t put money on that, huh?” Oh so impressive in my missing-the-target-ness. (I quit when I actually quite accidentally hit the bull’s eye. I was wrapping up anyway because it’s killer on the shoulders and a lot to think about – but that happened and I didn’t even shoot the rest of the quiver – I just said “I’m GOOD!” which made the 2 other small children in my class laugh.)

HOWEVER, the reason I’m writing is I had “one of those days” in Crossfit today. Part of it was just general fear, in that because I am doing Archery class in the evening, I can’t do the Conditioning WOD as usual. I have to do the other track, in the morning now, on Thursdays before heading to the Farmer’s Market.

chalkGranted, usually, the Conditioning WOD is actually HARDER (example: You have to do the same WOD as the Pro WOD, with lighter weights, but add a 1 mile run before and after). But this time, the “Pro” WOD had all sorts of things like muscle ups, hand stand pushups, etc. During the Conditioning times that I go (M, W, F mornings) there are people doing both – Tuesday and Thursday nights is JUST Conditioning, but Tuesday and Thursday mornings is JUST Pro.

Anyway – I went – even though I’d peeked at the WOD. Coach Russ was leading. I love Coach Russ! The only problem, though, is that he’s a very “concerned” coach. So every time he’s watching me scale like a freakin’ boa, he comes over to discuss other things I might do, and he’s so earnest that I wind up crying. (I have only worked out under Coach Russ like two other times, and it happened both times then, too.)

Today, it was squats. I have been doing Crossfit for something like 7 months now. When I say I “can’t squat” folks all sagely nod their heads, but they don’t realize I REALLY can’t squat. I know that it’s partially because of all the training I have done for the last few years – my quads are WAY overdeveloped, and my hamstrings and glutes basically aren’t even turned on. Plus, I have a BIG bubble butt, which pulls me backwards (yes, really).

muscle up armThe WOD had muscle up practice first. I worked on “standing muscle up” practice. This means you have to grab the ring with the “reverse grip” first (seen to the left). Of course, I had to have Coach Sera (who was eating breakfast!) come over and SHOW me for the 1,000th time, since Coach Russ was helping all the bad asses who were doing REAL muscle-ups. Trying to get this grip makes me feel like a complete spazz. I can NEVER EVER do it. So I made Margo take a PHOTO of my hand, so that I can LOOK AT IT next time.

The idea of the standing practice is to hold the rings in the reverse grip, then lean all the way back to straight arms (feet under the rings), then pull up, keeping the rings right in at your body, flipping them as you put your head through. So you wind up with your elbows bent and your shoulder blades pinched together, quite low in between the rings. (Some folks can lift their feet off the ground at this point – I can’t.) I worked on this, and “my version” of kip swings which just means hanging there and doing a hollow rock and a superman – because when I try to “alley oop” even an INCH, it hurts my shoulder.

Next practice is what did me in – everyone was doing front squat 5 x 5s. So. I can’t even do front squats with a BAR. Not even the 10 pound “swirly bar.” I can ONLY do it with a 7.5 pound dumb bell held under my chin, and even THEN I often wind up not making it “up” at the bottom, thereby sitting down BOOM on the box. (I ALWAYS do ANY squat move with a 20″ box behind me – so my legs are either side of the “corner” of the box. NOTE, however, that I started with the tallest box and have at least worked DOWN to the shortest one. Yay me.)

Coach Russ came over, and asked what was the issue with the squat – was I actually injured, did it hurt, or was it just strength? This is where the tears started (I feel them even writing now!) It’s that “itchy nose, watery eyes welling up, hold your eyes REALLY open and DON’T BLINK so that no tears come out” thing. I was so frustrated. I would have LOVED to have said “no, it’s pain,” or it’s my knees, or it’s SOMETHING, but no, it’s just No Strength.

He made me show him squats, my “style.” Here’s the deal, I can squat down oh, about 3 inches (yes, really). Then, I don’t have any “midrange” really at all – and though I can get to the bottom of a squat, I either have to hold onto a vertical or I have to have my body so far forward to balance my booty that my forehead is NEARLY on the ground. (That’s an exaggeration, of course, but not TOO far off.) So Coach Russ worked with me on that “midrange” level. He said that I really just have to do that, working it down slowly, until I have the squat. That any time there is a move with “squats in it” that I’m doing myself a disservice to “try to” do that move when I don’t have the squat part.

Now, I know that. But FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Feeling SO defeated! Half the moves in the box involve squats (and it’s not like I can do OTHER things, mind you – but lots of folks use bands on pullups etc. – this squat is just me, all me.)

The next part of WOD I actually got the okay from Russ to just do the Conditioning one (since it was the same time – an 8 minute AMRAP). Theirs were 3 handstand pushups, 3 chest-to-bar, and 6 box jumps. Conditioning was 6 regular pushups, 6 pullups, 12 box jumps. So I did that, with the black band for the pullups, and kneeling pushups, but working on form the way Coach Anthony taught me, then actual box jumps (not step-ups) onto the 2-25k plates.

Michael photobombing Margo
Michael photobombing Margo

At the end of the WOD, Michael was over helping Margo with a ring thing. He’d seen that I was basically crying during the WOD, and asked about it. I said it was frustration (and then of course talking about it made it happen again!) He said that he was watching me do the pushups and that my form was REALLY great, and that he actually admired that I was really trying to do moves RIGHT instead of trying to get the most rounds in a bad-form way, or hurting myself. He’s hurt now – as are a few folks in the gym. I said what I said above – that I was just SO frustrated that 7 months in and I can’t even do a squat. He said that at least I wasn’t injured.

And then it hit me. I actually said to him: “Wait a second. When I came into Crossfit, I was injured. Both my shoulders and my knees were totally screwed up. Remember how I used to have to even do burpees against the wall for months and months?” And his eyes got big (since of course it takes a while for people to “get to know” you so he didn’t “know” who I was really back then), and he said “OMG that was YOU?! So you’re actually saying that NOTHING hurts you to do now?” And I started laughing. He laughed too, said “Well, that’s probably a first in Crossfit, someone who comes broken and gets un-broken, you gotta remember that!”

He also said that he’d been doing Crossfit for about 5 years, and that there are SO MANY people that make it a month, or two, and don’t really particularly progress, and then just QUIT. Now, with no false humility at ALL here, I am BY FAR the worst person in my box – at EVERYTHING. I don’t have ONE thing I can say “oh, I’m better than <her> at that.” But Michael’s point was that where “physical moves” are concerned, sure, I was the  lowest, but mentally, I was in the Top 1% for Perseverance.

 _IGP5837I wrote that in my training diary today. It’s hard to remember a lot of the time. I read blogs and listen to podcasts and such and I feel like such a lame-oh. There are gals saying “oh, but I only have a 90 pound snatch” (or whatever) and I think “I have a PVC pipe still, after 7 months.” But I work really, really hard. I don’t ever slack off, I go as hard as I can. (I’ve gotten “Fran lung” with the best of them!) And I guess that’s the thing – and that’s why the Regionals folks from our box and such know who I am now. They even cheer me, when I’m still heading out to run or jumping on the box or picking up the bar when they finished 10 minutes before me. 

I have to remember that.

April 16 (Day 223) – catching up.

Too much going on to blog, do my GiveIt100 videos, etc.

Well, maybe not too much going on – but this thyroid stuff is knocking me for a loop. Can only do one or two things in a day (versus my usual 12,000) and I just have to lie down. It’s so weird.

Yesterday, H wanted to plan our trip to Vancouver Island instead of going to Crossfit. So I made him do Tabatas with me (then film the last “round” so I could put it on GiveIt100.com!). Jump rope, rope climb (just lying down to standing up), situp/pushup, and handstands up against the wall. HERE is the video (remember, GiveIt100.com you can only post 10 second clips).

I’m trying to keep track of what I’m doing every workout in Crossfit – today was:

10 Min Kipping Skill Work – Coach Anthony worked with me on this. I wore my Natural Grips – what a difference! Took a second to get used to them but WOW if you do not have these, go buy them now! Coach Anthony basically had us “rock” our feet as LITTLE as possible, to be sure we are NOT using our legs, but more our core. He also said we had to point our toes. Just basically squeeze your abs (hollow rock), then arch your back (supermans) – and let your feet follow, don’t SWING your feet. He said that until you really had that going, then you shouldn’t use your legs/feet because you’ll never get the “core” part if you start by swinging your legs. Makes sense, actually. And with the Grips I could hold on for 4-5 tries without falling off.

7 Min AMRAP – 3 rounds plus 4
20 Lunge Step – I did this holding onto the upright, because I am working on form, form, form.
12 Pull Up – Did this with the black (80 pound) band and the low box).

14 Min AMRAP – 4 rounds plus 10m row
200M Run – I did 250 row instead, as I’m working the row. Did MUCH better. Put the erg on 6.
10 Burpee – these just suck. Did them as best I could, but I am doing “real” burpees now.

There were pushups in the warmup, and Coach Anthony worked with me on them (me on my knees) to really get my forearms straight. He said folks rarely work specifically on this form fault and it wears you out. Also keeping my elbows right in at my sides. We had jumping rope in the warmup (just 3 minutes of straight jumping) and though he corrected a lot of form faults, he didn’t correct me which made me feel good. He did say I have to work on lunge steps because I have to get away from the vertical – the balance part being part of the exercise. I do know that, but I’m still working on the form. As Coach Bo showed me, I’m stepping backward into the lunge, because that’s a better simulator of the actual move (versus stepping forward but holding on). Also you can really concentrate on stretching out that back leg and getting the knee to the floor.

Day before yesterday (yesterday being Tabatas with H) was:

 Practice Kip Swings – Coach Bill had a different method than Coach Anthony, where he DID want us to swing hard forward, back, then at the next forward, bend at the knee and get enough “oomph” to bend the elbows/approach the bar. I liked Coach Anthony’s way better, because I understand where he’s coming from. If I’d known it then I would have done it (remember, this is “chronologically backwards”)

4 RFT – I have my time in the book, but that’s in the car. 😉
400M Run
– I did a 500m Row instead, working on form. It still sucked!
15 OHS 20KG – on this, I tried the PVC pipe, Coach Bill said my squat is just so bad not to use the overhead at all. So I squatted down to the short box, but no overhead.
10 Toes 2 Bar – as usual this was just knees up for me. I was REALLY missing the Natural Grips!

For Time – Once again I have my time in the book, but that’s in the car. Will fill in.
25-20-15-10
KBS 1P
– I did 0.75 pood (Orange kettlebell)
Box Jump 20″ – I jumped up to 2 stacked 25k plates. Everyone was stepping up to their box so I felt good to be jumping.

This weekend (again, remember, working backwards) H and I did a lot of gardening again, plus we walked to San Anselmo for breakfast on Sunday (I sent photos on the way to try to entice J to come 😉 ) When we were coming home, we passed a “final final” sale at Roger Barbour, and we wound up getting a few things. That of course started me on a round-robin of cleaning out first the sideboard in the dining room, then the glass cabinet, then the upstairs where there are some kitchen things, then the pantry. H had cleaned the pantry out when we got the new TV (it has to slide back to be put away, so H had to cut some of the shelves in the pantry! He organizes things totally differently than I do. For me, I put (as an example) all the baking things together – so bowls I use in baking, whisks, cookie cutters, pans, etc. Then in other spot is all my ikebana/flower arranging stuff – so bowls/vases for that, “frogs” to hold the flowers, etc. What H did was to take ALL the ceramics and put them together (cooking or not), ALL the glass together, etc. I just followed his lead, moving more of the “serving ceramics” and such into the pantry. It freed up a LOT of space, and it’s much easier to find them than some here, some in the sideboard, some upstairs, etc. Then I moved the good crystal to the sideboard, freeing up the glasses cabinet, and stopping me from panicking that I will knock one down when getting down a glass. That also allowed me to move our good water glasses, etc. (that were UPSTAIRS) down into the sideboard too.

What we had gotten at the Roger Barbour “garage sale” (if you don’t know Roger Barbour) was of course Japanese antique-type stuff. I got a tea caddy, a couple of hand-thrown raku “tea ceremony” tea cups, etc. Then after everything was away, H mentioned that he was surprised I hadn’t put anything we’d gotten out for display on the display shelves in the downstairs half bath. Well, of course, I never thought of it! So that made me clear out the shelves (dusty, dusty) and re-arrange things onto them. I mentioned how odd I thought this was to my Mom and she said that (TMI!) since H would “face” the shelves (they surround the toilet), he would of course notice what was on them, whereas we would not be “examining” them as it were! That made me laugh.

We had Kimmie Powell’s Jahrzeit at Brian’s house on Sunday. It made me SO SAD! I just can’t believe that she’s gone. SERIOUSLY. Brian seems a LOT better, but he was SO bereft. They didn’t have kids, and had been married since I think Kimmie was like 19 and Brian 22 or so – meaning like 35 years. I remember when she’d first passed away (we were in fact in Austria), Brian said he just didn’t know what to do with himself. I’m glad he’s looking a lot better.

One last thing, then I gotta get to work. When getting dressed for Kim’s Memorial, I went to put on my “tried and true” memorial dress. It’s a longish short-sleeved black dress with a nice pattern of leaves on it, buttons in front. Well, I slipped it on my arms, then went to “oomph” it up my back – and it BOUND on my biceps and I got STUCK! Funniest part was that I could move my hands, but I sort of looked like a chicken. I of course immediately texted a friend to tell her I was STUCK (she’s a Crossfitter), then I had to call H to come up and release me. He laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall down the stairs. Frankly, I should have had him take a photo because I KNOW it was funny looking! (Even funnier is this is the SAME DRESS that I slammed into a door on the cruise ship just as we realized that we’d left the key inside – so once again TRAPPED. That time H was trying to convince me to just unbutton “those three wee buttons” that hold the dress together from the front . . . uh, oh, call the purser!

That’s enough of that! Tomorrow I’m subbing at BNI (really wish I hadn’t agreed to do that – would rather go to Crossfit), then Farmer’s Market, then meeting with M and K at Cafe Verde at 11:30 regarding the paleo food company, and then I have my first archery lesson that night in Novato. Tonight is “Skype swap” with J – not quite sure HOW we are going to do this, but I’m sure it will be fun 😉

 

 

April 11 (Day 218) – be vewy vewy qwiet…

So, if you’re ever my Crossfit coach, and I ever just stop moving, best not to bark at me to keep going. (Even a nice bark, Coach Bo.) Because it means I’m trying to stay very, very quiet so I won’t throw up.

I’ve heard about this “work so hard I threw up” syndrome from various gals, but this was a first for me. Oh sure, I’ve worked out when I was sick, and that’s made me heave-ho, but I mean being totally 100% well and then doing a workout that makes ya wanna barf.

And now for a little non sequiter commercial break: A law client, who is a very “wears a business suit and tie, probably to bed”-kinda guy, contacted me yesterday to tell me that “a channel” had given some information to him about my past life. If I “didn’t want to hear about it or that weirded me out” then just to say the word, but of course, HELL NO, tell me! So HERE’s a link to the guy that I was . . . and speaking of getting a ‘roiling stomach,’ the thing that FREAKS ME OUT about this reference is: (1) I have a serious fascination with all things Teddy Roosevelt, and he was Secretary of State under Roosevelt, (2) I had mastoiditis when I was a tiny baby but all went fine, (3) I have family high up in the State Department, and that’s what I thought I’d be doing (or a spy) with my life, though it just didn’t happen to go that way, and  (4) Harvard is actually built on land that came from my (Shepard-side) family. Enough of that freaky commercial break. Oh – no – one more thing – I have a super friendly “feeling” for Kevin Bacon (the actor). Hard to explain. My friend Theresa is actually his agent, and we were talking about this just last week when she was with him at an event in Tampa. I wonder if (dot dot dot) – Great-great-great-great-great-grandson, perhaps?

SO, back to Crossfit.

Yesterday’s WOD (which I did at 6:30pm with H) was:

Part A: 10 Min AMRAP
15 Sec Ring Support
30 Sec Squat Hold

Part B: For Time
1000M Row
75 Wall Ball
1000M Row

On Part A, I did the ring support with the blue band (not as easy as red but easier than green, purple, black – yeah, don’t ask, the only one I KNOW is black because I use that for pullups and it’s an 80 pound assist). I could have done this with the red band. What this involved (Rx) was getting yourself up off the floor between the rings, straight arms, hands gripping facing “palms forward” to lock the arms out, shoulders down. You could do “palms toward your legs” if you couldn’t get the arm lock “palms forward,” but the key was to have yourself perfectly straight, not hunched forward, shoulders down. I didn’t have a problem with this, and felt pretty good, actually. I could have done this with the red band. (Note re the band use: For the scaled, what you do is loop one end of the band on one ring to anchor it, put it over to the other ring, where your other palm holds it. Then you put one knee onto the band between the two rings. In the warm-up, we were doing dips this way. But in the WOD, you just held straight. So your one foot is off the ground, but your other knee is in/on the band.)

That 15 seconds was a TOTAL rest for me, because of course the other part was a squat hold. The THEORY was to squat just below knee level, and hold it. Ha ha ha.

I can either squat (yes, holding the vertical, but only with one hand now, to keep from tipping backwards – so sort of a “claw” not a real “hold”) where my thighbone is at like 45 degrees (so 1/2 way down to thighs horizontal/knee level), OR I can squat ALL the way down, but not in between. It’s a no-woman’s-land of squatting for me. So Coach Bo had me go to the full (“third world squat”) squat, and “bounce” from there for 30 seconds up “towards” where he wanted me to be. I could bounce up MAYBE an inch. The problem with that of course is that at the end of the 30 seconds, I had to just let go with my hand, fall backwards to my butt, roll to my side, and use the wall to get back up. There wass NO WAY for me to “stand up” from there.

I only ALMOST cried once. I feel so pathetic when I do this!!!! Luckily it was almost at the end of the squat, when Coach Bo came over and basically said “No, you’re not doing it high/hard enough” – so I rolled over, stood up, surreptitiously wiped my eyes facing the wall, and then did the hang, which I was rocking at.

I got 5 + 15 seconds.

On Part B, I tried to do everything Karen had said on the erg, and the BIGGEST difference was my straight body position. Coach Bo kept coming up to me though and telling me that I was STILL not getting the “full ride” off the back of the pull, so (like Karen had said), he said I had to really wait at LEAST a “beat” before pulling back. That said, I felt a LOT more “fresh” at the end of the 1000 meters (both times) than I usually do. I do know that I have to “push/pull harder” and get more “oomph” out of the forward part of the movement – but in reality, I was mainly concentrating on form. And, yeah, I gave as much as I had to give!

In the wall balls, I used the corner of the short box to squat down to. I see so many people who don’t do wall balls the “way they are supposed to be done” (e.g., squatting below knee level). Now, granted, that’s always been me, too. But it’s just not right. So I’m trying to rectify that by using the box. This allows me to go down to 20″ (which is right at or a bit below my knee level, as my calf measures out to 21″) without fearing that I’m going to wind up on my ass.

75 is a LOT of wall balls. I did this with the 10 pound ball – yeah, fine, it’s the “lightest” one we have (all the other girls did 14), but again, I really wanted to work on form, PARTICULARLY as I’ve never really done a good squat for a wall ball. So that meant my routine went something like this:

Hoist ball to under my chin.
Squat down until butt grazes the box.
Stand up, using the momentum to launch the ball over the line.
Catch the ball with “scooped” arms (elbows pointing to the floor, if that makes sense).
Hoist ball to chin.
Repeat.

I know that you’re supposed to use the ball coming down off the wall to get you “back down to” the squat. But that dog don’t hunt for me. I actually got a routine going pretty well – I did them in sets of 10 until about 50, then sets of 5, though I never actually really “stopped,” I would just rest for a beat or two with the ball up to my chin. I felt fairly happy with that. I laughed because Joy and Claire of Girls Gone WOD, Joy hates rowing, Claire hates wall balls. So I messaged Joy I’d just done the “Joy and Claire’s worst workout” WOD 🙂

This was followed by another 1000m row – I forgot to see what my first one was, but the second was 2:18, for a total time of 18:27.

Best part of the night? Oh, I’m SO SO EVIL. Coach Bo was wearing khaki board shorts, and squatted down to show what he meant for the Squat Hold (e.g., not all the way down, but below the knee), and in showing what he did NOT want us to do (“third world squat”) he SERIOUSLY ripped the shorts. I mean, the whole crotch gusset split. I was watching from the side but I just hope that he wasn’t Commando in those shorts!

It had been Farmer’s Market day (YAY!) and so I’d picked up some awesome fresh mussels & veggies. I made mussels in reisling, fresh spring garlic, and sun-dried tomatoes, and a salad of “picked that day” lettuce (H even commented on how fresh it was), avocado, and langostino tails with of course the standard homemade awesome dressing (mac nut oil, fresh garlic, glop of Dijon, coconut vinegar, Andy’s Rub seasoning). Tonight I’m making a pot roast using our new pressure cooker (so chuck roast AND bone-in lamb stew meat from the 1/2 lamb we got, plus fresh ox tails from the grass-fed guy at the Farmer’s Market).

SO TODAY, the WOD was:

Part A: Min AMRAP
3 Burpee
6 Deadlift 55KG
9 V-Up

Part B: Tabata
Pull Up
KBS 1P
Box Jump 20″
Overhead Squat 15KG

Part A wasn’t so bad, and I did it at Rx (yay!) – I did 4 rounds plus the burpees. I have to do the “very careful” burpees because of my shoulder, but I’m SO happy I am doing “real” burpees now. (WHO ever said “I’m happy to be doing burpees?” Yeah, no one, ever. But I do actually mean it). What that means, as the physio showed me, is I put my hands on the floor at my feet, walk my feet back to the “plank” position (one foot, then the other), then let myself down, elbows in/by my sides SLOWLY until I’m on the floor, then get up by doing a reverse “Downward Dog,” walk my feet in, stand, clap. Of course, it takes forever – I mean, I can do 3 when everyone else is doing like 10. But I feel great about it so I’m not really fussed about it.

I did the Deadlift at Rx, which was HEAVY. Not as heavy though as the one that was in the Open workout with Deadlifts, so I did know I could do it. I felt very accomplished (pat, pat on my back). For the V’ups, I just don’t have that move. So I did the scale on those – flat/face up, then knees in, sitting up, and back down. I can’t put my hands over my head either, because it strains my shoulder too much (have this issue with a number of moves in yoga, too – ones that look totally easy, like Balancing Stick – have to do them with my hands back). Anyway – I still count this as doing the workout “Rx” because I did “a version” of the V-Up and I DID do the burpees and the deadlifts Rx. (I used to do burpees against the wall, or against the desk, because I couldn’t put the strain on my shoulder.) Gotta figure out a way to “work on” the V-Up, and I’m afraid it’s going to just be starting with regular situps. Can’t even do a Tabata set of “regular” situps without having to grab behind my knees somewhere after the 2nd or 3rd one to get myself up.

ANYWAY, so for Part B, yeah, Wow. That sucked.

Pullups: I did these as jumping pullups in my corner, off plates. I can’t do the “swing forward” part, so I just hunker down (knees bent) ’til my arms are straight, then spring up using my knees to get my chin up and over the bar. I don’t like doing this. I would MUCH rather use the band, because I actually feel like I’m “doing” pullups. I probably should have done that this time, because on the “rest” in the Tabata I could have just stood on a box. I was thinking that we were going to have to do the Tabatas as 1 Pullup, 1 KBS, 1 BJ, 1 OHS and back, around and around (everyone did) until Bo explained that no, it was a full 8 round Tabata set of pullups (4 mins – standard), then the 10 second Tabata rest, then a full Tabata set of KBS, etc. Anyway – I got 60.

Kettlebell swings: Funniest part about this was EVERYONE (okay, except me, such the Virgo) was wandering around trying to find their kettlebells, spots, etc. when Bo shouted “3-2-1-GO”! I had my kettlebell sitting on a tall box right next to me. It really made me laugh. (Made Bo laugh more, mind you). This was supposed to be 1 pood (red), I did it at 0.75 pood (orange). I got 52. HOWEVER, somewhere around the 5th or so round, I realized I was about to puke. Of course, it was JUST as Coach Bo was looking at me. I didn’t start the next round. He “yelled” at me to get going, and I just sort of pointed to my eyes – because I was seeing stars – I probably should have pointed to my stomach. I was able to breathe, and then get going after, and didn’t actually throw up, but it was touch and go there. I got 52 reps.

Box Jumps: I had cavalierly set up the 2x25k + 1x5k in a stack to “do” jumps up to, because in my last post about Crossfit/box jumps, I had thought I could go a bit higher than just 2x25k. HOWEVER, I was right on the edge of losing my cookies, so I stepped up instead. I wasn’t the only one, though. I just didn’t look at Coach Bo at all during that round because he kept saying “ONLY step up if you can NOT do a jump at ALL.” I just pretended that he probably wasn’t looking at the back of my neck. I did 71 reps, stepping up.

Overhead Squats: Yeah, another nemesis move. I made Coach Bo show me for the umpteenth time how to do these (I keep thinking they are Thrusters). I thought I’d be able to do it with the swirly bar (10 pounds), but, yeah, nope. I did squat down to the lowest box, so at least the squat was good. I tried in the first round to do the 10 pound bar and I could only do one, and only about 1/2 way down to the box. It felt scary on my shoulder, the weight was not good, etc. I tried one more time on the 2nd round, no go, so during the rest I sprinted over to get a PVC pipe. I did the rest down to the low box, with the PVC pipe.

The thing that’s really weird is that when I do this move (I remember this from the Open workout that had them), the bar isn’t actually over my head. It’s almost more “behind” my head (almost “on” my head). I’m not sure if that’s because I’m doing what Coach Bo says and have a wide, “arms-all-the-way-straight” grip, or what. My freakin’ condor wing arms mean I am holding right at the end of the bar. But it’s not actually over my head – when I squat down, it’s up straight and I look like everyone else, but when I’m standing up, theirs is over their head, whereas mine is more behind or on top of mine. Could be a shoulder thing. I figure I will work out with Sera on this and she can help me when we get to the 1-Rep Maxs.

I couldn’t drive away from the box for a LONG TIME after, I really still felt sick. Went with M to Trader Joe’s to get stuff because we’re going to try our ideas on Paleo recipes. I had to sit in my car at the grocery store, then when I left her, sit AGAIN in the lot at United and at Whole Foods. I finally got a Perfect Bar and a cup of coffee at Whole Foods, just in case it wasn’t that I was beat to sh*t but that I was having low blood sugar 😉 I knew I was feeling better when I tweeted two postings that made me laugh….

“Why can’t we be more like the male lion, who just has to loll around and look pretty while the lady lions do Tabatas around him?” (Can’t you see the visual?!) and

“You know that feeling @ the end of an Ironman when you’re about to puke but happy? Yeah, I did that in Crossfit today, like 16 hours faster.”

(It should be “efficient” fitness not “functional” fitness LOL)

Once I got home, I realized there was NO WAY I could meet with a client as planned, so cancelled that until tomorrow. Hate to work on Saturday, but there wasn’t a chance in Hell. And that’s my check-in! Long, as usual, but so it goes!