The Buffalo Principle….

{a joke we heard in a Sedona bar over the Holidays – my lord, I have a lot of notes to blog about!)

(First Guy) I drink because of the “Buffalo Principle.” You see, buffaloes travel in packs, and wolves take the slow and weak. This is how brain cells work.”

(Other Guy) How’s that?

(First Guy) Well, you see, alcohol is like the wolves. It only takes the slow and weak brain cells. So I only drink ‘for the good of the herd.’  Cheers!